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  • xsivforce
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 251
    #1

    Fucking Rat!

    Already in bed, asleep and all of a sudden I wake up to a nibble on my shoulder. Could it be Carmen Electra finally making her move on me? No. It's my kid's fucking hamster! The little shit got out of its cage again! Time to buy a cat, a mean one. Maybe a tiger or some shit!
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      out of its cage? YA SURE, why dont you clean your place dirtball.

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        • eMonk
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 2310
          #3
          fix its cage boy!

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            • xsivforce
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 251
              #4
              Originally posted by MetaMan
              out of its cage? YA SURE, why dont you clean your place dirtball.
              Your Mom took the night off!

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                • xsivforce
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 251
                  #5
                  Originally posted by eMonk
                  fix its cage boy!
                  Done that twice. This little thing is shifty I tell ya.

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682
                      #6
                      Originally posted by xsivforce
                      Your Mom took the night off!

                      really? good thing she took the day off, your's keeps her knee pads on 24/7.

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271
                          #7
                          Originally posted by xsivforce
                          Already in bed, asleep and all of a sudden I wake up to a nibble on my shoulder. Could it be Carmen Electra finally making her move on me? No. It's my kid's fucking hamster! The little shit got out of its cage again! Time to buy a cat, a mean one. Maybe a tiger or some shit!
                          Funny story. I guess you need to buy a sturdier cage.

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                            • nofx
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16826
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              really? good thing she took the day off, your's keeps her knee pads on 24/7.

                              Often times I wonder why
                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                • Rui
                                  web
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 9533
                                  #9
                                  STFU thanks to you i will have nightmare's later

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