Remember Mad Libs? Of course you do; Mad Libs are awesome.
In concocting my comments for the current public comment period relating to the proposed .XXX sTLD, I ran into a form letter that has been submitted by a number of people. At first, it struck me as a pretty lazy approach to making a comment, but upon further reflection, I can see the appeal of not having to spend a lot of time on composing your own comments.
Then it hit me: in order to get both the convenience of a form letter and some degree of original thought into the same mix, what was needed as an Anti-.XXX Mad Lib.
Thus inspired, I composed the brief .XXX related Mad Lib below.
Enjoy!
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To Whom It May Concern:
My name is {Proper Noun}, and I operate {Domain Name}. I am fully opposed to the {Adjective} proposal from ICM and its CEO, that {Adjective} Stuart Lawley.
It?s very clear that this {Adjective} proposal is nothing more than a {Adjective} attempt at profiteering on the part of the {Plural Noun} at ICM, and their {Adjective} supporters from the domain registry sector.
Despite their repeated claims that the {Adjective} proposal enjoys widespread support among members of the adult entertainment industry, ICM has yet to provide any compelling evidence that this claim is anything other than complete and utter {Noun}, so only a {Noun} would believe this {Adjective} pile of {Noun}.
In truth, not one adult entertainment company approves of .XXX, with the exception of {Company or Individual Name} and {Company or Individual Name}, who I find to be {Adjective} and {Adjective} and who I believe would sell their own {Noun} if they thought it would make them a {Type of Coin}.
If there were any justice in this {Adjective} world, that {Noun} Lawley would be strung up by his {Anatomical Feature} and flogged with a {Noun} until his {Noun} fell off.
For the above reasons, and for too many other reasons to count, I call upon the ICANN Board to {Verb} this {Adjective} proposal. The proposal smells of {Noun}, and it deserves nothing less than to be skull-{Past Tense Verb} into oblivion.
Sincerely,
{Proper Noun}
PS ? {Verb} that {Noun} Lawley and the {Noun} he {Past Tense Verb} in on.
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In concocting my comments for the current public comment period relating to the proposed .XXX sTLD, I ran into a form letter that has been submitted by a number of people. At first, it struck me as a pretty lazy approach to making a comment, but upon further reflection, I can see the appeal of not having to spend a lot of time on composing your own comments.
Then it hit me: in order to get both the convenience of a form letter and some degree of original thought into the same mix, what was needed as an Anti-.XXX Mad Lib.
Thus inspired, I composed the brief .XXX related Mad Lib below.
Enjoy!
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To Whom It May Concern:
My name is {Proper Noun}, and I operate {Domain Name}. I am fully opposed to the {Adjective} proposal from ICM and its CEO, that {Adjective} Stuart Lawley.
It?s very clear that this {Adjective} proposal is nothing more than a {Adjective} attempt at profiteering on the part of the {Plural Noun} at ICM, and their {Adjective} supporters from the domain registry sector.
Despite their repeated claims that the {Adjective} proposal enjoys widespread support among members of the adult entertainment industry, ICM has yet to provide any compelling evidence that this claim is anything other than complete and utter {Noun}, so only a {Noun} would believe this {Adjective} pile of {Noun}.
In truth, not one adult entertainment company approves of .XXX, with the exception of {Company or Individual Name} and {Company or Individual Name}, who I find to be {Adjective} and {Adjective} and who I believe would sell their own {Noun} if they thought it would make them a {Type of Coin}.
If there were any justice in this {Adjective} world, that {Noun} Lawley would be strung up by his {Anatomical Feature} and flogged with a {Noun} until his {Noun} fell off.
For the above reasons, and for too many other reasons to count, I call upon the ICANN Board to {Verb} this {Adjective} proposal. The proposal smells of {Noun}, and it deserves nothing less than to be skull-{Past Tense Verb} into oblivion.
Sincerely,
{Proper Noun}
PS ? {Verb} that {Noun} Lawley and the {Noun} he {Past Tense Verb} in on.
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