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  • SplitInfinity
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 3047
    #1

    New employee, please welcome him in the most warm way. Or has harsh as you wanna be..

    Hello everyone!

    I want to take a second to introduce to you a new SplitInfinity employee
    you may see around on the boards. Please be sure to tell him to GF Himself and introduce yourselves to him. He came from mainstream, so as such, he might be kinda wussy, so be gentle on him. LOL

    Joel is not only sales though, he is now going to be our in house webmaster and designer as well as flash and some cgi.

    With all of that, I introduce to you Joel Pritchard, SplitInfinity Sales Rep.

    Joel, why don't you introduce yourself and tell them about your mad skillz.

    OH, and please dont forget to vote above.....

    Joel....
    12
    Yes, he seems like a charming young man. Im sure he will go far.
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    6
    Yes, and to further that his balls are problably shaved.
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    4
    No, I can spot a slacker a mile away
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    1
    No, I saw him in rump roast magazine. Didn't like what I saw.
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    • xlogger
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 9507
      #2
      cool, when will he post on gfy?

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        • SplitInfinity
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 3047
          #3
          Problably right about now..... (just told him I posted just now)
          LOL

          "What! You posted my photo? Holy shit, where?"

          LOL

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            • Raven
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 6874
              #4
              Such a face.

              Highly pinchable cheeks.

              Good luck to you.
              Raven

              ~RETIRED~

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                • RRRED
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6754
                  #5
                  Congrats and might I be the first to say

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                    • xlogger
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 9507
                      #6
                      "Yes, he seems like a charming young man. Im sure he will go far."

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                        • split-joel
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 39
                          #7
                          Hows it going

                          Hey hows it going? I am happy to be working here at split finally after all these years. I am a kiss ass but i do work hard. I am good with flash,html,java,cgi-perl, web design. I am also the sales rep here and splitinfinity, if you need me for any of these things, contact me via emai at [email protected] or call the cell 858 837-2734 anytime of the day.

                          Peace
                          http://www.splitinfinity.com

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                            • xlogger
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 9507
                              #8
                              Originally posted by split-joel
                              Hey hows it going? I am happy to be working here at split finally after all these years. I am a kiss ass but i do work hard. I am good with flash,html,java,cgi-perl, web design. I am also the sales rep here and splitinfinity, if you need me for any of these things, contact me via emai at [email protected] or call the cell 858 837-2734 anytime of the day.

                              Peace
                              Sup dude, and a..

                              Welcome

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                                • SplitInfinity
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 3047
                                  #9
                                  Alright, there he is... FRESH MEAT.
                                  Let the pack of wolves out..... and go get him!

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                                    • webgurl
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 7954
                                      #10
                                      Hi joel , You joined a great team
                                      Splitinfinity is awesome ! Hi Chris your wife is hot forgot to tell you nice seeing yah in Vegas !

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                                        • pxxx
                                          First African GFY Member
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 12114
                                          #11
                                          How is it going for him.

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                                            • myjah
                                              Back in the harbor
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 11482
                                              #12
                                              Welcome to the board and congrats on the new job! Great way to start a new year!
                                              VP of Marketing
                                              AVN Media Network
                                              Skype: AVNJill
                                              [email protected]

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                                                • XpressMedia
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 690
                                                  #13
                                                  Hello, and a friendly welcome!

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                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 58202
                                                      #14
                                                      Welcome to the board, and congrats to you.


                                                      [email protected]

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                                                        • justmypulse
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 58
                                                          #15
                                                          Congrats Mate!

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                                                            • TheEbonyFelony
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 1964
                                                              #16
                                                              welcome joel
                                                              no you cannot know what im promoting you nosey fucks!

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                                                                • SplitInfinity
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 3047
                                                                  #17
                                                                  He is doing well.... However were teaching him the deal with the boards...
                                                                  He needs some tips on what to do and what not to do on the boards....
                                                                  Like for example, bumping threads that are like 5 months old... heheh
                                                                  He got flamed for that already, so now he knows... Can anyone offer him good tips...
                                                                  LIke For example, if you are in the market for hosting, how would you like to be approached? And if you are approached, but are not in the market for hosting, how should he handle it and etc? Also explain the rules about spamming the boards and etc..... I suppose I will have him read the pages here and understand all of that.
                                                                  Besides being a board n00b, he is very talented and skilled. We will have a good time with him.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      How big is his cock? I need to know to make my choice on the poll

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                                                                        • SplitInfinity
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 3047
                                                                          #19
                                                                          - < its that big. BUT, you must first change the point size of this font to 6 to have it as accurate as possible

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                                                                            • prodiac
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 419
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Oh great, someone to try and take my sales!!

                                                                              Welcome, Joel

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                                                                                • BradM
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 3397
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  He's cute dude.

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                                                                                    • webair
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                      • 8531
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      looks intense...


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                                                                                        • SplitInfinity
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 3047
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
                                                                                          Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

                                                                                          LOL

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                                                                                            • fusionx
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                              • 4618
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SplitInfinity
                                                                                              Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
                                                                                              Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

                                                                                              LOL
                                                                                              heh.. and his GFY name is "Split-Joel"... ironic..

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                                                                                                • pxxx
                                                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 12114
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  He looks cool, congrats on having him join your team.

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                                                                                                    • demented
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 2388
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by SplitInfinity
                                                                                                      Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
                                                                                                      Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

                                                                                                      LOL
                                                                                                      LOL Now the poor guy's thinking "WTF did I get myself into???"

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                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Post them perky manboobs

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                                                                                                            • Relish XXX
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                              • 4904
                                                                                                              #28


                                                                                                              Make sure they realise they are the new guy!

                                                                                                              http://www.relishxxx.tv/videos/studio/studio.html

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                                                                                                                • Relish XXX
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 4904
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Although when this guy joined we made him a cup of tea.....


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