Originally Posted by $5 submissions

WHAT?!!! The Illuminati set you up to posting this. Stop spreading disinformation! It's a giant conspiracy... first the fake death of Don Knotts then the crashing number of Guyanese tadpoles and the unexplained surge in the global market for pig's feet. They are all the machinations of a giant transnational cabal. I know this is true since I've decoded the secret messages in Wheaties cereal boxes similar to the "Da Vinci Code"


/parody