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  • Stewie
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3670

    #1

    Stewie Owned... by Stewie!!!

    I am coming back from running some errands, and I swing by Wendy's to pick up a quick dinner. I go through the drive through, and they always mess it up, so I checked out the order as I drove away. Sure enough, the forgot Vanilla's burger.

    So, as I turn back into the parking lot, I snag a bite of my burger. I taste something very hard in the meat, and I spit it out into my hand. Looks like a piece of cow bone or something, so now I am grossed out and pissed. I grab the food and go into the restaurant, and ask for the manager. As, I'm waiting, I look at the bone piece in the inside light, and I can tell it is not a bone, but part of a human tooth!!

    I am freaked out, so when the manager gets there, I tear into him. Of course, he would only give me a refund, so I storm out thinking of which government agency to report this to first. I call Vanilla on the cell, to tell her what happened, and as the phone pressed against my face, I feel something in my cheek...





    ...A broken tooth!! It was part of MY tooth!!! Apparently, a filling had moved/expanded in one of my back molars, and a piece cracked off when I bit into the burger. It was soft food, and I did not feel it happen (or any pain), so I did not think it was mine. Guess it will be a while before I go back to that Wendy's.

  • kmanrox
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    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #2
    hahaa....
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    • Digipimp
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      • Mar 2003
      • 13481

      #3
      did you get a frostie?

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      • BVF
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        • Jan 2002
        • 13975

        #4
        They don't know you fucked up. It's all good. I'd go there tomorrow for lunch. Fuck it.

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        • MikeXAMO
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          • Mar 2002
          • 660

          #5
          roflmao

          at least you got a refund!
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          • Stewie
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3670

            #6
            Originally posted by Digipimp
            did you get a frostie?
            yes, but I returned it with the food

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            • wes
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              • Apr 2002
              • 3150

              #7
              lmao thats some funny shit.

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              • Digipimp
                BP4L OT DL
                • Mar 2003
                • 13481

                #8
                Originally posted by Stewie
                yes, but I returned it with the food
                damn bro, that's the toughest part of the whole story

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                • Loryn
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 12853

                  #9
                  You punked yourself!!!
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                  • r3ap3r
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 3535

                    #10
                    Ha, that's pretty funny. At least you got your money back.
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                    • Cory W
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 9133

                      #11
                      That is funny!

                      It would be great if the dentist told you to go back for the tooth...!
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                      • Stewie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3670

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WEG Cory
                        That is funny!

                        It would be great if the dentist told you to go back for the tooth...!
                        I thought about that, but it was only a side of the tooth, and I'm guessing they're going to pull the thing.

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                        • Indica
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 809

                          #13
                          heh, that was a great story.

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                          • Vanilla
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 8097

                            #14
                            I felt so bad for Stewie, but I just couldn't stop laughing!!!
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                            • mrthumbs
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                              • Apr 2002
                              • 11702

                              #15
                              i always break teeth and waste fillings on burgers..

                              something with the structure i think.

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                              • reynold
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271

                                #16
                                That's too bad Stewie.

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                                • Nicky
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 30071

                                  #17
                                  haha, oh man you owned yourself

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                                  • Stewie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 3670

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Digipimp
                                    damn bro, that's the toughest part of the whole story
                                    I know...

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                                    • punker barbie
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 10232

                                      #19
                                      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, that does not sound too hott! sorry to hear about your troubles, i think you should sue asap!!! LOL call me ;)
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                                      • Stewie
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 3670

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by punker barbie
                                        eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, that does not sound too hott! sorry to hear about your troubles, i think you should sue asap!!! LOL call me ;)

                                        Sue myself??

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                                        • tungsten
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                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 10579

                                          #21
                                          that sucks, but who gives a fuck, just go back to the drive thru tomorrow
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                                          • SmokeyTheBear
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                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 28609

                                            #22
                                            ok i have an even funnier one

                                            I had some friends over and ordered pizza, so we wait an wait and an hour later , no pizza, So i call up the pizza place and they cant find the order , so i get the manager on the phone , and freak out on him. So he manages to rush a pizza out and he tells me not to worry its totally free. So the pizza guy shows up with the pizza and we sit down to eat , and theres a knock on the door. Its the ( real ) pizza place with my pizza and an apology for being so late ( and of course its free ). Turns out i had called the wrong pizza place back and bitched them out.. The guy couldnt figure out how he had lost my order.
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                                            • JUSTB
                                              Registered User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1740

                                              #23
                                              Ouch that's too painful sounding for me to laugh at!!!

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                                              • Stewie
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 3670

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                ok i have an even funnier one

                                                I had some friends over and ordered pizza, so we wait an wait and an hour later , no pizza, So i call up the pizza place and they cant find the order , so i get the manager on the phone , and freak out on him. So he manages to rush a pizza out and he tells me not to worry its totally free. So the pizza guy shows up with the pizza and we sit down to eat , and theres a knock on the door. Its the ( real ) pizza place with my pizza and an apology for being so late ( and of course its free ). Turns out i had called the wrong pizza place back and bitched them out.. The guy couldnt figure out how he had lost my order.

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                                                • JUSTB
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 1740

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                  ok i have an even funnier one

                                                  I had some friends over and ordered pizza, so we wait an wait and an hour later , no pizza, So i call up the pizza place and they cant find the order , so i get the manager on the phone , and freak out on him. So he manages to rush a pizza out and he tells me not to worry its totally free. So the pizza guy shows up with the pizza and we sit down to eat , and theres a knock on the door. Its the ( real ) pizza place with my pizza and an apology for being so late ( and of course its free ). Turns out i had called the wrong pizza place back and bitched them out.. The guy couldnt figure out how he had lost my order.
                                                  LOL, now that is classic!

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                                                  • StuBradley
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 2625

                                                    #26
                                                    I am the manager of the Wendy's you visited today. You are sooooo banned!


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                                                    • Stewie
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3670

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by StuBradley
                                                      I am the manager of the Wendy's you visited today. You are sooooo banned!

                                                      I was waiting for one of the "Wendy's Manager" nicks to come in here...

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                                                      • CybermedAndy
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 4170

                                                        #28
                                                        You must be furious

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                                                        • Vanilla
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 8097

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                          ok i have an even funnier one

                                                          I had some friends over and ordered pizza, so we wait an wait and an hour later , no pizza, So i call up the pizza place and they cant find the order , so i get the manager on the phone , and freak out on him. So he manages to rush a pizza out and he tells me not to worry its totally free. So the pizza guy shows up with the pizza and we sit down to eat , and theres a knock on the door. Its the ( real ) pizza place with my pizza and an apology for being so late ( and of course its free ). Turns out i had called the wrong pizza place back and bitched them out.. The guy couldnt figure out how he had lost my order.
                                                          Sounds like something I would do...
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                                                          • Rob
                                                            I'm a great bowler.
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 13310

                                                            #30
                                                            Be sure to stash that baby under your pillow!

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                                                            • Yo Adrian
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 6326

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                              ok i have an even funnier one

                                                              I had some friends over and ordered pizza, so we wait an wait and an hour later , no pizza, So i call up the pizza place and they cant find the order , so i get the manager on the phone , and freak out on him. So he manages to rush a pizza out and he tells me not to worry its totally free. So the pizza guy shows up with the pizza and we sit down to eat , and theres a knock on the door. Its the ( real ) pizza place with my pizza and an apology for being so late ( and of course its free ). Turns out i had called the wrong pizza place back and bitched them out.. The guy couldnt figure out how he had lost my order.
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                                                              • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                • 28609

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                Be sure to stash that baby under your pillow!

                                                                lol
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                                                                • Stewie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 3670

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                  Be sure to stash that baby under your pillow!


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                                                                  • gangbangjoe
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                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 17693

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                    Be sure to stash that baby under your pillow!




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                                                                    • jt420
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 2479

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                      Be sure to stash that baby under your pillow!

                                                                      haha thats great
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                                                                      • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 14809

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                        damn bro, that's the toughest part of the whole story

                                                                        A single tear rolled down my cheek when you said you returned the frosty..sad indeed.

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                                                                        • evanmorgan
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 2490

                                                                          #37
                                                                          hahahahahahaha
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                                                                          • BuggyG
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                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 4179

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Stewie
                                                                            I am coming back from running some errands, and I swing by Wendy's to pick up a quick dinner. I go through the drive through, and they always mess it up, so I checked out the order as I drove away. Sure enough, the forgot Vanilla's burger.

                                                                            So, as I turn back into the parking lot, I snag a bite of my burger. I taste something very hard in the meat, and I spit it out into my hand. Looks like a piece of cow bone or something, so now I am grossed out and pissed. I grab the food and go into the restaurant, and ask for the manager. As, I'm waiting, I look at the bone piece in the inside light, and I can tell it is not a bone, but part of a human tooth!!

                                                                            I am freaked out, so when the manager gets there, I tear into him. Of course, he would only give me a refund, so I storm out thinking of which government agency to report this to first. I call Vanilla on the cell, to tell her what happened, and as the phone pressed against my face, I feel something in my cheek...





                                                                            ...A broken tooth!! It was part of MY tooth!!! Apparently, a filling had moved/expanded in one of my back molars, and a piece cracked off when I bit into the burger. It was soft food, and I did not feel it happen (or any pain), so I did not think it was mine. Guess it will be a while before I go back to that Wendy's.

                                                                            see.. that's why the $$ goes up
                                                                            they had to refund ya
                                                                            now i'll know who to blame when I got and the fuckin fries go up a $0.25!!!

                                                                            hehehe

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