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  • TheGarbageMan
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 643

    #1

    Bush Has Lost His Goddamn Mind

    US military pondered love not war

    The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
    Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

    The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

    The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued.

    The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

    The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

    'Who? Me?'

    The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

    Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

    A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

    Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

    In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks.

    Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say.

    However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".

    Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that [1994] proposal have been developed".
    He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered for development or acquisition."

  • Relish XXX
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 4904

    #2
    Stating that Bush has lost his mind is like stating the sky is blue. We all know that he is a grade A lunatic.

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    • galleryseek
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 8234

      #3
      this has to be one of the most overly posted topics ever.

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      • Nicky
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Mar 2003
        • 30071

        #4
        That gay bomb has gotta be the gayest thing Ive ever seen

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43073

          #5
          I can't stand Bush, but I don't see how you're tying him into this.

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          • Warden
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            • Nov 2002
            • 2906

            #6
            I think the gay bomb is a great idea. I gotta drop it on my wife and her friends!
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            • Icon
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              • Nov 2004
              • 1757

              #7
              Bush hasn't lost his mind. I saw him last night in the lab splitting atoms.

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              • Nader
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 5086

                #8
                America has lost theres minds for picking suck a dumb fuck of a president

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                • jennym
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 1622

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
                  America has lost theres minds for picking suck a dumb fuck of a president

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                  • VideoPass_Alex
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 323

                    #10
                    theres a big surprise.
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                    • axelcat
                      Adult Locals
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 25450

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nicky
                      That gay bomb has gotta be the gayest thing Ive ever seen

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                      • videopass-chick
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                        • Sep 2004
                        • 136

                        #12
                        whats next dildo rockest.

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                        • Phoenix
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          i think they tested it in toronto first
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                          • candyflip
                            Carpe Visio
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 43073

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Phoenix
                            i think they tested it in toronto first
                            Does that mean we have fallout in Buffalo and Rochester?

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                            • TheGarbageMan
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 643

                              #15
                              Originally posted by videopass-chick
                              whats next dildo rockest.

                              yeah how about tampon nuke pads

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                              • DanZ
                                Registered User
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 22

                                #16
                                imagine a Discovery Channel documentary on this :love-smil

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                                • Webasic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1889

                                  #17
                                  if you're only just realizing this, than I guess you just found your mind

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                                  • DaddyHalbucks
                                    A freakin' legend!
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 18975

                                    #18
                                    I don't understand the shock or outrage.

                                    The proposal was never implemented. Why is something that was never implemented an issue at all? It was a dumb idea that never made the grade. So what?

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                                    • Phoenix
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 35475

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                      Does that mean we have fallout in Buffalo and Rochester?

                                      head for the hills...the wind is spreading this stuff around
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                                      • Wolfy
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                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 3574

                                        #20
                                        wtf does that article have to do with Bush? did anybody read that or am I the only one who actualy analyzes things before speaking?

                                        If you disagree with someone, that's one thing - but to pull bears out of the woods when you should be getting rabbits and trying to justify it is stupid, some of you should really step back and think for a moment before continueing the wagon ride you're on. If you come to the same conclusions as before, jump back on - just for god's sake take a moment and think!

                                        And before you flame me, think again. This post was directed at everyone who took that article as an excuse to bash Bush, which before I started typing this was everyone above this post.

                                        You might start to get the idea that I promote that weird thing called "thinking".

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                                        • theking
                                          Nice Kitty
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 21053

                                          #21
                                          In response to the thread title...what did the President have to do with this?
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                                          • xclusive
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 35218

                                            #22
                                            Bush had nothing to do with this other than maybe being a test subject

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NichePay_Nader
                                              America has lost theres minds for picking suck a dumb fuck of a president

                                              With the typos and crappy sentence structure displayed above, I don't really think you are in any position to be commenting on anyone else's intelligence.

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                FYI, several of the suggestions you guys are laughing about have already been implemented as less than lethal force submission techniques by major police departments and prisons for crowd/riot control.

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                                                • Napolean
                                                  Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 4330

                                                  #25
                                                  what did you think H-bomb meant?? hydrogen? puleeeze ;)
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                                                  • Furious_Male
                                                    Doing the grind since 99
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 16884

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                    head for the hills...the wind is spreading this stuff around
                                                    Shit not good.
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                                                    • nico-t
                                                      emperor of my world
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 29901

                                                      #27
                                                      lmao at gay bomb hahahaa

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                                                      • fr8
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 5074

                                                        #28
                                                        bush is the brightest. oh wait. i ment dim.
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                                                        • DEA - banned for life
                                                          V.I.P.
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 7886

                                                          #29
                                                          WEVE got Bush .....for 4 more War years

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                                                          • CyberBachelor
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                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 2682

                                                            #30
                                                            this thread is GAY
                                                            .....................................

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                                                            • Wolfy
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3574

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                              With the typos and crappy sentence structure displayed above, I don't really think you are in any position to be commenting on anyone else's intelligence.

                                                              BADDOG for president! 2008!!!

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                                                              • fl_prn_str
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 5736

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                That gay bomb has gotta be the gayest thing Ive ever seen

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                                                                • pxxx
                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 12114

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Bush dont know what he is doing.

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                                                                  • jt420
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                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 2479

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i fear war now even more due to anal sex and angry rats.
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                                                                    • reynold
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by galleryseek
                                                                      this has to be one of the most overly posted topics ever.

                                                                      Yeah, I agree with you dude.

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                                                                      • baddog
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Wolfy
                                                                        BADDOG for president! 2008!!!
                                                                        Funny, I was just thinking about that last night.

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                                                                        • Babagirls
                                                                          Text Writer
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 18812

                                                                          #37
                                                                          'bad guy'-identifying chemicals"
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                                                                          let me guess, Bush thought of that name




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                                                                          • pxxx
                                                                            First African GFY Member
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 12114

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bush does not know what to do with the type of power that he have.

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