This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me and the human race.

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  • pushpills
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 3700

    #1

    This cab driver claims my cell phone will kill me and the human race.

    So get a cab, going to 7-11 to get some orange juice, then to go to clarks, I had some french toast waiting for me.

    After I get out of the cab at 7-11, he says, when you get back in, dont use the cell phone anymore, its already been 2 minutes.


    Well, the guy is nutts, he takes me to get my french toast on the way home...then he pulls over.

    He says, if you use a cell phone in an inclosed area like a car or something, they put cancer cells through the waves to infect those using the cell phones.


    Now I thought It would be fun to fuck with him, and i tried to semi-agree with him, but he went crazy claiming anyone using a cellphone would be subject to government manipulation and would die of cancer to the brain. He said he's been making people turn off their cell phone for the last few months and his mind is a lot clearer.

    This was one fun experience, alot funner than crackheads near the southside, cuzz this guy actually believed his bullshit. And he talked to me for 5-10 minutes after I paid the fair. What the hell makes these people so crazy?

    He was yellin about the british government proves the brainwashing and cancer causing effects of cell phones. Jesus....
  • TheMob
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 8584

    #2
    and you thought those 1000 minutes you get were free? everything comes at a price.

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    • MarkH
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 384

      #3
      first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell...
      second why are you taking a cab to 7/11?
      Some text in my sig was deleted because I didn't feel like getting sued...are you hiding anything?

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      • pushpills
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 3700

        #4
        Originally posted by MarkH
        first of all i know someone who died because of brain cancer from his cell...
        second why are you taking a cab to 7/11?

        its 10 degrees out and I can afford it.

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        • MarkH
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 384

          #5
          Originally posted by pushpills
          its 10 degrees out and I can afford it.
          afford what? a $5 fare?
          thanks for asking my questions, ill move on now.
          Some text in my sig was deleted because I didn't feel like getting sued...are you hiding anything?

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          • BRISK
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Feb 2003
            • 12240

            #6
            He's a cab driver for a reason, and you just discovered it.
            I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
            I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              Tell him to fuck off

              I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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              • Pornopat
                AdultTubeSubmits.com
                • Dec 2003
                • 10598

                #8
                Did you tell the story about the pizza delivery girl as well yesterday?
                I am starting to think there is a serious problem with the way you give tips.
                https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                • nico-t
                  emperor of my world
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 29901

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarkH
                  afford what? a $5 fare?
                  thanks for asking my questions, ill move on now.
                  lmao



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