No more getting fucking water for you.....

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  • Icon
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 1757
    #1

    No more getting fucking water for you.....

    It's really starting to get on my nerves, you nail a chick, her place or yours, could be a onetime thing or a relationship, either way, right after sex I always get the 'I need a glass of water' line. WTF? Why should I be getting u water? get me water! or better yet give me a massage and let me sleep! I need a glass of water.....ENOUGH! It got to the point I would keep H2O bottles under my bed just so I wouldn't have to get up after sex. I mean when it's all over, I just want to piss, maybe get a back rub and SLEEP.

    I think it's time ladies took the initiative and got their own damn water.

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    • tree
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2001
      • 1601
      #2
      if theyre not getting you a drink and turning on the ceiling fan after saying thank you.....your doing something wrong

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        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423
          #3
          Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?
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            • Illicit
              wtf ?
              • Dec 2003
              • 11895
              #4
              hmmmm never had the water request before... maybe those hookers want to grab cash from your wallet while your away ?
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                • jedi_dynasty
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 119
                  #5
                  well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow

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                    • Icon
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 1757
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jedi_dynasty
                      well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow

                      Ahahahahahahahahahah

                      ineedacup! ineedacup!

                      ahahahahaha

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                        • JimmiDean
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 3433
                          #7
                          Its in your mouth already swallow.
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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271
                              #8
                              Now that's funny! "I need a cup, I need a cup!" Hahahaha.

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                                • Twe Russ
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 3493
                                  #9
                                  Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.

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                                    • Icon
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 1757
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Twe Russ
                                      Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.
                                      depends...if she tastes like strawberries I usually don't even get up. I just stay in bed and cuddle.......

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                                        • jedi_dynasty
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 119
                                          #11
                                          waah nutz after sex. way to lazy, i don't even wash them befor

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                                            • David!
                                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 6501
                                              #12
                                              hey Icon,
                                              You're shaving monkeys now?
                                              .

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                                                • pornguy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 62910
                                                  #13
                                                  Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "
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                                                    • Icon
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 1757
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by PussyMan
                                                      hey Icon,
                                                      You're shaving monkeys now?

                                                      Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)

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                                                        • fl_prn_str
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 5736
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pornguy
                                                          Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "

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                                                            • David!
                                                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 6501
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Icon
                                                              Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)
                                                              What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?
                                                              .

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                                                                • Icon
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 1757
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by PussyMan
                                                                  What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?

                                                                  huh?

                                                                  no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'

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                                                                    • David!
                                                                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 6501
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Icon
                                                                      huh?

                                                                      no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'
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                                                                        • pxxx
                                                                          First African GFY Member
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 12114
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Lmao. that whole water under your bed trick might work.

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                                                                            • XxXotic
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 8500
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                                              Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?
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