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  • chowda
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 9527

    #1

    How to kill birds?

    I have to kill these birds that have been waking me up everyday at 6am.

    any clues?
    Someone finds you...
    2007

    PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.
  • Antonio
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #2

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    • chowda
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2003
      • 9527

      #3
      Originally posted by Antonio
      say hello to property damage!
      Someone finds you...
      2007

      PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

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      • Antonio
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2001
        • 14136

        #4

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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          BB Gun always worked for me when I was a kid... used to shoot crows out of Cherry trees for the neighborhood, got paid $5 a crow...

          Oh the good old days...

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          • Antonio
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2001
            • 14136

            #6

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            • Antonio
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2001
              • 14136

              #7
              glad to be of help

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              • headless ghost
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 893

                #8
                shotgun.
                Dick Cheney approved.

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                • Wilbo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 2082

                  #9
                  Just wait for the bird flu. You'll get the last laugh.

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                  • Antonio
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 14136

                    #10
                    Originally posted by headless ghost
                    shotgun.
                    Dick Cheney approved.
                    muhahaha

                    My grandfather used to have 5-6 rusty tins on a piece of cord that he used to pull from inside the house every now and then to scare the birds that were eating the figs from his trees. It was fun to watch.

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                    • ddfGandalf
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 534

                      #11
                      poisoned food :P

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                      • candyflip
                        Carpe Visio
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43069

                        #12
                        I have a BB gun and I always get the ones that bother the fuck out of me.

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                        • INCINERATOR
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 577

                          #13
                          Try this
                          Very good for small birds Approx 20-250

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                          • u-Bob
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33063

                            #14

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                            • psili
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 5526

                              #15
                              Red Ryder BB gun.

                              I have one next to my bed. When the birds are loud, I open the window and hit a few branches where they're squawking. When they all fly away, I go back to sleep. It's painful to wake up to that noise, and go through the trouble, but I don't kill anything and they stop coming back after a few times.
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                              • Gerco
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 2052

                                #16
                                1. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

                                I'd like to take you now on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget, perhaps, for a while, your drab wretched lives. Here is a song all about springtime in general, and in particular about one of the many delightful pastimes that the coming of spring affords us all.

                                Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
                                Life is skittles and life is beer.
                                I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
                                I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
                                But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
                                And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

                                All the world seems in tune
                                On a spring afternoon,
                                When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
                                Every Sunday you'll see
                                My sweetheart and me,
                                As we poison the pigeons in the park.

                                When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
                                But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
                                The sun's shining bright,
                                Everything seems all right,
                                When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

                                We've gained notoriety,
                                And caused much anxiety
                                In the Audubon Society
                                With our games.
                                They call it impiety
                                And lack of propriety,
                                And quite a variety
                                Of unpleasant names.
                                But it's not against any religion
                                To want to dispose of a pigeon.

                                So if Sunday you're free,
                                Why don't you come with me,
                                And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
                                And maybe we'll do
                                In a squirrel* or two,
                                While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

                                We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
                                Except for the few we take home to experiment.
                                My pulse will be quickenin'
                                With each drop of strych'nine
                                We feed to a pigeon.
                                (It just takes a smidgin!)
                                To poison a pigeon in the park.

                                Thank you!
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                                • RawAlex
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 9465

                                  #17
                                  One stone. In theory you should be able to get two of them.

                                  Alex

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                                  • Trixxxia
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 5600

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RawAlex
                                    One stone. In theory you should be able to get two of them.

                                    Alex
                                    LMAO heheheh

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                                    • Trixxxia
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5600

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Antonio
                                      muhahaha

                                      My grandfather used to have 5-6 rusty tins on a piece of cord that he used to pull from inside the house every now and then to scare the birds that were eating the figs from his trees. It was fun to watch.
                                      Are you Italian? My dad would do that with any critter near his garden. For the birds, he used to feed them on balcony until they were nice and plump, then shoot them down with the BB gun. In those days there were practically no neighbours and no houses behind ours.

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                                      • sonofsam
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 18647

                                        #20
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                                        • mrkris
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                                          • May 2005
                                          • 2737

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Wilbo
                                          Just wait for the bird flu. You'll get the last laugh.

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                                          • PixeLs
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 11922

                                            #22

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24812

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by psili
                                              Red Ryder BB gun.
                                              You're gonna take an eye out with it.

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                                              • DBS.US
                                                Geo Cities
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 11841

                                                #24
                                                Bird seed coverd rat traps
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                                                • rodney25
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 7090

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by PixeLs
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                                                  • reynold
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 51271

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PixeLs
                                                    what a cute pussy sniper there!

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                                                    • Bob_cougar
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 1935

                                                      #27
                                                      "It's a sin to kill a mockingbird" - Harper Lee from the novel "To Kill a Mockingbird"

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                                                      • tristan_D
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                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 7865

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Bama
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                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 2727

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by tristan_D
                                                          I (well, me and my class) had to take that fucker apart and put it together again during nuclear weapons specialist training school - it's one big som'bitch for sure!

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                                                          • kostas
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                                                            • Jan 2006
                                                            • 616

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PixeLs
                                                            Excellent!!!

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                                                            • everestcash
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 2194

                                                              #31
                                                              bb gun's not so accurate, try a springer, you can get a decent one for about $125 at walmart. birds, pests, cans and bottles, all yours

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                                                              • citizen tower
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                                                                • Apr 2005
                                                                • 238

                                                                #32
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                                                                • quantum-x
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6863

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by citizen tower
                                                                  Or even better, calcium carbide rocks.
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                                                                  • je_rome
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                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                    • 6846

                                                                    #34
                                                                    the ancient way of killing birds!

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                                                                    • maxxx_fucktor
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 1498

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Don't worry, bird flu will take care of those annoying birds you are talking about.

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                                                                      • tornell
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 4231

                                                                        #36
                                                                        let it be
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                                                                        • Barefootsies
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 42635

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by PixeLs
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                                                                          • Screaming
                                                                            I can change this!!!!!
                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                            • 18972

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Buy a few cats?

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                                                                            • BigB
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                              • 275

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Large Yellow helium ballons with EYEBALL Stickers all over ...
                                                                              Birds hate to be watched...

                                                                              or hang rubber snakes from branches of trees... they use that at restaurants at the river and it works

                                                                              In farm areas they use these propane powered noisemaking devices. makes a big boom... birds go by by... but me thinks the boom might keep you awake too

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                                                                              • Manowar
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                • 71528

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Antonio

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                                                                                • Sinstar
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                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                  • 1206

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Great ideas... I might impliment some of these myself.

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                                                                                  • LittleSassy
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                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                    • 7402

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by PixeLs

                                                                                    go on this one...

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