I was getting drunk with a few mates when a few female work colleagues they knew turned up. One thing lead to another and slightly prior to 3.00am i was giving one of them a little doggy to cap off the evening.
Im not sure what happened next but i think my beer goggles fell off and i realised she was actually very ugly........complete and instant droop. So I excused myself to go to the toilet and decided the best tact might be to just leave and walk home, so i did....she really was that bad, no chance in hell i could have finished.
Might have been more embarrasing for her, meh, who cares.
