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Old 03-19-2006, 12:46 AM  
Paul Markham
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Was back in the 80s. Met a girl and offered her a lift home, she asked me in for coffee. So one thing led to another and we ended up in her bed making love.

As I was really going for it and she was moaning sweetly the bedroom door opened, I looked round and saw nothing, was a very quick look.

Then all of a sudden the bed dropped at the bottom due to a large weight on it, so I took a good look. There was her Alsatian dog standing on the end of the bed looking at me. I froze and lost my erection.

He licked my butt cheeks.
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