My friend keeps passing out and pissing all over himself (PICS!).

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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47880

    #51
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    • WickedVenus
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      • Aug 2004
      • 3877

      #52
      Get his a little collar and a leash and tke him for a walk, or tie him to a poll outside.
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      • WickedVenus
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        • Aug 2004
        • 3877

        #53
        Originally posted by sicone
        When he passes out you can just leave and you dont have to wrry about piss stains and smell on your carpet.
        or you can piss on his floor and see how he likes it
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        • Joesho
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          • Jan 2003
          • 12329

          #54
          you should piss on him too next time, hey wtf? I mean you have to clean the carpets anyway right?
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          • Tricksy
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            • Aug 2004
            • 2601

            #55


            Let him drink and piss in ur yard . Make him also clean the carpet!!!

            It's hilarious!!!
            Last edited by Tricksy; 09-12-2004, 10:25 AM.


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            • Rich
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2003
              • 11486

              #56
              Originally posted by Manowar
              Thats fucking classy, washing in camel piss
              Classy? The poor guy's 30 seconds away from starving to death, you think he cares about class?

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              • Gheenz
                Here's Your Sign
                • Oct 2003
                • 2410

                #57
                Originally posted by Joesho
                you should piss on him too next time, hey wtf? I mean you have to clean the carpets anyway right?


                It would need to be caught on video though...that would be too funny!!!
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                • LukieD
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 927

                  #58


                  The socks and sandals give away he's going to be a loser!!

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                  • steve90
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 2397

                    #59
                    you should pee on him to get him back for pissing on your carpet or maybe rub his nose in it

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                    • BitterPen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1926

                      #60
                      next time call an ambulance... make him responsible for himself...

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                      • lagwagon
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 8464

                        #61
                        get him out of the house or throw him in the tub. dont let him ruin your furniture like that.

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #62
                          Give him a cup of coffee

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                          • TurboAngel
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 30122

                            #63
                            That was the last time he came over, I haven't seen him for a few months.


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                            • Pete
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6617

                              #64
                              Gotta hate it when that happens.
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                              • 8 Characters
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 2336

                                #65
                                C'mon tell us how much he drank

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                                • TurboAngel
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 30122

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by 8 Characters
                                  C'mon tell us how much he drank
                                  A bunch!

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                                  • hova
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 22430

                                    #67
                                    Don't invite him anymore
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                                    • Harmon
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 20012

                                      #68
                                      Piss on his face. Oh yeah, take pics too
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                                      • TurboAngel
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 30122

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by hova
                                        Don't invite him anymore
                                        Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                        That was the last time he came over, I haven't seen him for a few months.


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                                        • sharpx9
                                          Registered User
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 2085

                                          #70

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                                          • Entropy
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                                            • May 2004
                                            • 4128

                                            #71
                                            Why haven't you pissed in his mouth yet?
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                                            • gangbangjoe
                                              Ronin
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 17693

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by LukieD


                                              The socks and sandals give away he's going to be a loser!!


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                                              • xlogger
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 9507

                                                #73
                                                what the hell? hahahaha!! nice friends buddy!

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                                                • Kapitan Ivanov II
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                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 763

                                                  #74
                                                  New niche - poor black guy comes to home, drinks beer, passes out, pisses everywhere, and you snap photos of his ballsack.

                                                  You're both top class... :D
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                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 30122

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
                                                    New niche - poor black guy comes to home, drinks beer, passes out, pisses everywhere, and you snap photos of his ballsack.

                                                    You're both top class... :D


                                                    LOL


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                                                    • Jace
                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 35562

                                                      #76
                                                      i had this happen to me a few years ago, when i saw the dude was pissing and passing out at the same time, i yanked him up by his arm, he fell, so I started kicking him in the ribs as hard as I could towards the door...he ended up curled up in our driveway (which is a 4 foot drop from the porch)....that dude never set foot in my house again

                                                      to me that is an ultimate form of disrespect...not only can't you handle you liquor, but you have no respect for the people or place around you

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                                                      • Entropy
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 4128

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                        i had this happen to me a few years ago, when i saw the dude was pissing and passing out at the same time, i yanked him up by his arm, he fell, so I started kicking him in the ribs as hard as I could towards the door...he ended up curled up in our driveway (which is a 4 foot drop from the porch)....that dude never set foot in my house again

                                                        to me that is an ultimate form of disrespect...not only can't you handle you liquor, but you have no respect for the people or place around you



                                                        That is just so wrong on so many levels...
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                                                        • born4porn
                                                          FUKM ALL!
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 38781

                                                          #78
                                                          get him to smoke weed instead! :D

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                                                          • TurboAngel
                                                            H.B.I.C.
                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                            • 30122

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by born4porn
                                                            get him to smoke weed instead! :D

                                                            He get's tested at work so that won't do.


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                                                            • tungsten
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 10579

                                                              #80
                                                              haha he will kill you if he finds out you posted it here
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                                                              • Kapitan Ivanov II
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                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                • 763

                                                                #81
                                                                It serves you right for joining the Token Black Guy Friend Program.
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                                                                • strobi
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 7383

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Adult diapers!! Shood do the trick

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                                                                  • mardigras
                                                                    Bon temps!
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 14194

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by sicone
                                                                    Stop inviting him to your house to play xbox... go to his house instead. When he passes out you can just leave and you dont have to wrry about piss stains and smell on your carpet.
                                                                    When he passes out, you can piss all over his house. He'll think he did it himself anyway
                                                                    .

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                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 30122

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
                                                                      It serves you right for joining the Token Black Guy Friend Program.

                                                                      What the hell are you talking about now?


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                                                                      • xlogger
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 9507

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Time to get some new friends, friends that smoke weed and like to mellow out. Like me.

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                                                                        • Kapitan Ivanov II
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                          • 763

                                                                          #86
                                                                          You're just claiming you have a black guy as a friend because you get some kind of tax benefit, right?
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                                                                          • TurboAngel
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 30122

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
                                                                            You're just claiming you have a black guy as a friend because you get some kind of tax benefit, right?

                                                                            WTF are you talking about now? Are you high?


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                                                                            • AlexisWeb
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Cut him off after two beers!

                                                                              I'd also make him clean or pay to clean your carpets.

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                                                                              • wyldblyss
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                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 5779

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Insist he wear depends when he drinks at your house.

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                                                                                • SteveF
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                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 120

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  I'm surprised you had enough patience to take pictures while someone was urinating on your rug. They'd be getting the boot in my place.

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                                                                                  • TurboAngel
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 30122

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by SteveF
                                                                                    I'm surprised you had enough patience to take pictures while someone was urinating on your rug. They'd be getting the boot in my place.

                                                                                    I did try and get him up, shook him and yelled but he was knocked the fuck out.


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