Originally Posted by leroytrolley

I remember being in a nightclub dring quite a bit of lager, and for some reason I was having a piss every 20 mins. I pulled this girl who I ended up taking outside. We got in her car (she wasn't drinking) and she put her head straight into my groin area and whipped out my cock. Unfortunately the smell of about 8 pisses in 2 hours made my cock smell really bad. Hence she declined to clean it for me.