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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20013

    #51
    Originally posted by Zester
    me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

    we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
    she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

    and she is VERY HOT.

    I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

    she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
    as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
    she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
    she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

    I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
    she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

    I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
    she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
    I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

    I was in shock.

    and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS
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    • SomeCreep
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      • Mar 2003
      • 26118

      #52

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      • IceMaster
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        • Jan 2005
        • 8920

        #53
        Nice story.

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        • Ross
          Ik ben een aap
          • Sep 2002
          • 18874

          #54
          VERY VERY FUNNY!

          Nice one!

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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #55
            One of the oldest jokes known to mankind but still funny as hell.

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            • ACJ_BOB
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              • Jan 2005
              • 13

              #56
              this is funny
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              • Dalai lama
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                • Jul 2004
                • 16540

                #57
                haha that's as nice story

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                • DirtyGold-Doug
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                  • Jan 2005
                  • 62

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Zester
                  me and my girlfriend decided to marry.
                  ....I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

                  I was in shock.

                  and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

                  She just wanted to know if you wold be faithful while she is out fucking around on you

                  seriously... nice fiction
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                  • RottenPug
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 456

                    #59
                    That is a good one.

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                    • Mojiteaux
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 265

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Zester
                      me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

                      we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
                      she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

                      and she is VERY HOT.

                      I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

                      she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
                      as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
                      she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
                      she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

                      I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
                      she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

                      I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
                      she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
                      I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

                      I was in shock.

                      and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

                      Call of the wedding. If your girlfriend is into this kind of tests you will be fucked for life. She showed no respect at all by pulling such a dirty trick

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                      • Indica
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                        • Nov 2004
                        • 809

                        #61
                        ahah, That was def a good laugh.

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                        • n3in
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1377

                          #62
                          haha, great story
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                          • Luthien
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 80

                            #63
                            i read the dad variation as well. still funny.
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                            • hova
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 22430

                              #64
                              I'd dump the girl, why the fuck does she think she needs to test you?
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                              • iBanker
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 2758

                                #65
                                That was some funny shit.
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                                • radical
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                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 2876

                                  #66
                                  Nice story wiv a nice ending




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                                  • jt420
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                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 2479

                                    #67
                                    i think some people dont realize this is a story..
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                                    • Chichio
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 1467

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by cezam
                                      i'd dump her if she tested me like that
                                      No shit, but I guess we're the minority. I would be upset. That's pretty fucked up.

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                                      • atomar
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                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 27

                                        #69

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                                        • BlueDesignStudios
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                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 9492

                                          #70
                                          hahhahaha

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                                          • Zester
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                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 5344

                                            #71
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                                            • potter
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 6559

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Zester
                                              and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS
                                              HaHa! Classic!

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                                              • Ar3s
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 4307

                                                #73
                                                HEHEHHEHEHE
                                                one damn good story! i like it!!! HEHEHE3

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                                                • Violetta
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                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 28735

                                                  #74
                                                  Haha... I thought it was a true story at first! Funny!
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                                                  • SteveF
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                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                    • 120

                                                    #75
                                                    It's great, although I'd prob get pissed at the soon to be wife for the test!

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                                                    • Zester
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5344

                                                      #76
                                                      of course it's only a joke, it's not real i thought everybody understood that
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                                                      • reynold
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 51271

                                                        #77
                                                        Hmmm. I think I already read this story somewhere.

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                                                        • detoxed
                                                          vip member
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 17798

                                                          #78
                                                          I'd fuck her, then tell her I knew it was a test and anyone who would do that deserves me to fuck their sister.

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                                                          • TheMob
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                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 8584

                                                            #79
                                                            hehe, that's a great joke!

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                                                            • The Bootyologist
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 2912

                                                              #80
                                                              lol i hope that isnt true..cause if it is youre in for a lifetime of setups..

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                                                              • Screaming
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                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 18972

                                                                #81
                                                                heh good one

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                                                                • Salie
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                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 116

                                                                  #82

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                                                                  • r3ap3r
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 3535

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Fuck that. If my gf tested me like that I would dump her.
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                                                                    • nojob
                                                                      The Original NoJob
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 3682

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by FissPunny
                                                                      shame you didnt get to bang both sisters as a reward
                                                                      i think that would of been the perfect ending

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                                                                      • irishfury
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                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 2611

                                                                        #85
                                                                        good laugh man thanks lol
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                                                                        • xclusive
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 35218

                                                                          #86
                                                                          awesome story

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