The successful candidate will have at least ONE physical trait that I can make fun of. Some examples would be: a hunchback, facial birthmark, morbid obesity or Canadian ancestry.
A lack of anything resembling intellect is appreciated. I will give preferential consideration to those in comas, those with downs syndrome, and Canadians.
Send all resumes to jimthefiend AT ********************
Thanks, and I look forward to abusing you.
