... isn't prostitution illegal in the states, I may have to report that slut.
Lauren Phoenix to fuck her top webmaster (video)
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Soooooo if she showed up at yer door at 3am wanting to fuck(booty call)...Originally posted by ajpiiiFor some reason I wouldnt want to fuck her
Wearing nothing but an XL sports jersey and dental floss You wouldn't "want to fuck her"...?
What's wrong, your unit out of order or something...
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If she wants to be a whore why dosen't she become an escort an make more than she does now
Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. ForbesComment
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I was talking to the booth next to hers, she is cute but
she is not HOT!
Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.
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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldogSoooooo if she showed up at yer door at 3am wanting to fuck(booty call)...
Wearing nothing but an XL sports jersey and dental floss You wouldn't "want to fuck her"...?
What's wrong, your unit out of order or something...
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I feel like I have just been threathened not to send traffic....Comment
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I never understood why pornstars do this, if we want to fuck the all we have to do is book them thru their agency for a shoot (and we own the content)
PLEASE READ THIS
Give this to the surfers who sign up so we can sell it as a benefit of the membership
That way we make more money.
Hell if you really want to fuck a big fat geeky webmaster, make it so that the surfer and the webmaster who refered him/her winsComment
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funnyOriginally posted by J.R.I was talking to the booth next to hers, she is cute but
she is not HOT!
Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.

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Originally posted by ContentProducerI was thinking the same thing....and I know the reason.
Too many people have already fucked her every which way possible.Originally posted by AaronMSaid the guy who has been shooting POV with everything that walks into the studio lately...
Double standards are a bitch.
hahaha
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she's got some pretty good zit's, might make my old cock goOriginally posted by Kard63Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?
Monogamy is great for so many reasons.
limp if I saw those... other wise she's OK nothing 2 write home about.Epic CashEpic Cash works for me
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Originally posted by BRISK
That due to her major success....
Due to Lauren's success BigPimpinCash will now launch on 17 Jan 05. Please come again.
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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LOL!
If she won that award, how low are the standards?!?!?!https://3-veo.com/
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She is not a Bitch.Originally posted by spamofonI Hope Some Fat Fucking Hairy Lard Gonna Win, So This Bitch Will Think Next Time Before Promoting Like This
Hahahahah
She is a woman, and she is the reason why most freaky looking webmasters like you make money.
Because, obviously, you are a dumb fuck who could not make it in life with your lack of intelligence
I can guarantee the only thing you're fucking is probably some semen ridden ugly ass sex doll.
Move on now and go read some things on respect
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Not only stop chewing, but if she has to chew the gum CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.. She sounds like afucking cow chewing cud...Originally posted by Rorschachcouldn't she stop chewing gum for five minutes?Comment
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You mean poor CUSTOMERS.Originally posted by POV Porn guyHe can't even get hard. It's sad. Poor girls.
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Originally posted by PussyManShe is not a Bitch.
She is a woman, and she is the reason why most freaky looking webmasters like you make money.
Because, obviously, you are a dumb fuck who could not make it in life with your lack of intelligence
I can guarantee the only thing you're fucking is probably some semen ridden ugly ass sex doll.
Move on now and go read some things on respect
dav please shut your stupid yuphole and go back to submiting galleries
and please do not start to talk about lack of intelligence, because everyon here knows, that you are some 12 years old retardComment
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yap yap yapOriginally posted by spamofondav please shut your stupid yuphole and go back to submiting galleries
and please do not start to talk about lack of intelligence, because everyon here knows, that you are some 12 years old retard
pathetic.Comment
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Shit, why didn't they airbrush that.Originally posted by Relish XXXhttp://www.hpornstars.com/tgp/laurenphoenix/klog1.htm
try this link....I really shouldnt hot link someone elses image especially when they have made the page impossible to hotlink from!Comment
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I wouldnt hit that with less than 3 condoms...
Hope this contest gives Kate's playground some ideas though...
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Is that sig real?Originally posted by CAHEK
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Well.. she said the most traffic... for all to hear.. so she kinda has to stick to that or she'll be hurtin for affiliates when it gets around that her ad was false..Originally posted by BRISKshe's offering sex for whoever sends her the most traffic? or sales?
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Agreed. That's some funky shit. I've seen nasty ingrown hairs from shaving & pimples before, but never *that* much. I don't get why the photographer wouldn't either airbrush it or send her home & hire a different model.Originally posted by Kard63Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?
Monogamy is great for so many reasons.
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...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no tittiesOriginally posted by KCatAgreed. That's some funky shit. I've seen nasty ingrown hairs from shaving & pimples before, but never *that* much. I don't get why the photographer wouldn't either airbrush it or send her home & hire a different model.
Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar.
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crack?Originally posted by Hung Like Bull...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties
Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar.
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The yellow or greenish fluid product of inflammation !!
Its all good, just pop the zits and slide in on the pus!!!
Originally posted by Kard63Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?
Monogamy is great for so many reasons.Comment
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well Lauren Phoenix is an example of the ol' Porn Chick Bell Curve - Lauren is regarded as one of the hottest young stars in the business, i think she was recently offered or signed a contract with VIVID or one of the big glamour porn type studios. In reality she's a pretty cute girl, better than average but in the real world - not even in the top 10 girls you'd see at any club/restaurant tonight in the city where you live. Guys overrate girls who are in porn - well guys overrate girls who are in mainstream movies and music as well. Everybody's seen what Britney Spears looks like without a pound of makeup and airbrushing.
Go to an LA mainstream entertainment casting call - that's where you'll see the truly gorgeous girls - hundreds of aspiring actresses who are Playboy Playmate caliber. It's still a small percentage of women/girls who will pose nude and even a smaller percentage who will do hardcore. So a Lauren Phoenix gets elevated to contract girl status even though she's a '7' in the real world.
I'm not saying women in porn aren't hot, just overrated.I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!Comment
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Originally posted by xxxdesign-netI wouldnt hit that with less than 3 condoms...
Hope this contest gives Kate's playground some ideas though...
Hell yeah!!
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Your opinion doesn't matter. Guys like you will fuck anything out of desperation.Originally posted by SleazyDreamcrack?
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No wonder your wife dumped you.
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Originally posted by Hung Like Bull...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties
Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar.
Let me guess...you're her suitcase pimp? I'm a webmaster, not a pornstar. But as a woman, I can tell ya that we're far more critical of ourselves than any surfer would be. It makes no fucking sense to me why a PROFESSIONAL would show up at a shoot with a case of whatever the fuck that is.
If your business is selling your pussy, you'd better make sure it's in tip top shape.
Now
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link?Originally posted by Adam-EBAm I the only one the video is not working for?
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