Lauren Phoenix to fuck her top webmaster (video)

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  • fünkmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 791

    #51
    ... isn't prostitution illegal in the states, I may have to report that slut.

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    • TheSpaceBulldog
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2001
      • 1103

      #52
      Originally posted by ajpiii
      For some reason I wouldnt want to fuck her
      Soooooo if she showed up at yer door at 3am wanting to fuck(booty call)...

      Wearing nothing but an XL sports jersey and dental floss You wouldn't "want to fuck her"...?

      What's wrong, your unit out of order or something...
      #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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      • eddie-executive
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2003
        • 2061

        #53
        If she wants to be a whore why dosen't she become an escort an make more than she does now
        Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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        • uncletim
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 208

          #54
          I was talking to the booth next to hers, she is cute but
          she is not HOT!

          Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
          can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.
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          • Vitasoy
            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
            • Oct 2003
            • 58202

            #55
            Shes pretty hot from that vid, but in that gallerie she looks nasty.


            [email protected]

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            • Huggles
              GFY'S #1 retard
              • Feb 2003
              • 12582

              #56
              Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
              Soooooo if she showed up at yer door at 3am wanting to fuck(booty call)...

              Wearing nothing but an XL sports jersey and dental floss You wouldn't "want to fuck her"...?

              What's wrong, your unit out of order or something...

              Not everyone wants a woman based on looks alone!
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              • Pornopat
                AdultTubeSubmits.com
                • Dec 2003
                • 10598

                #57
                I feel like I have just been threathened not to send traffic....
                https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

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                • grumpy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 9870

                  #58
                  She gives a whole new meaning to the word prostitution.
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                  • emthree
                    Dialer Kingpin
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 10816

                    #59
                    I like that upskirt part (wtf did that have to do with anything?)
                    But anyhow, I'd happily cock one of you in the ass if you send me some traffic. Let me know, I'll get the lube ready. (sucks that chicks dont need to go for this type of shit)

                    Sell Patches & Pills

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                    • MikeHawk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6683

                      #60
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      Obviously you're a homo.
                      Baaaaaa
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                      • Illicit
                        wtf ?
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 11895

                        #61
                        Originally posted by ContentProducer
                        I was thinking the same thing....and I know the reason.

                        Too many people have already fucked her every which way possible.

                        yes you got it
                        Insert Sig Here

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                        • gideongallery
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 7082

                          #62
                          I never understood why pornstars do this, if we want to fuck the all we have to do is book them thru their agency for a shoot (and we own the content)

                          PLEASE READ THIS

                          Give this to the surfers who sign up so we can sell it as a benefit of the membership

                          That way we make more money.

                          Hell if you really want to fuck a big fat geeky webmaster, make it so that the surfer and the webmaster who refered him/her wins

                          “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

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                          • gideongallery
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 7082

                            #63
                            Originally posted by J.R.
                            I was talking to the booth next to hers, she is cute but
                            she is not HOT!

                            Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
                            can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.


                            funny

                            “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

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                            • Wiggles
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2004
                              • 14423

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Relish XXX
                              We will be closing down all sites and redirecting traffic instantly....Although knowing my luck I will come second and win a friggin xbox....
                              I'll take that Xbox
                              no sig

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                              • OG LennyT
                                Wall Street Pimp
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 14345

                                #65
                                Originally posted by ContentProducer
                                I was thinking the same thing....and I know the reason.

                                Too many people have already fucked her every which way possible.
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                Said the guy who has been shooting POV with everything that walks into the studio lately...

                                Double standards are a bitch.

                                hahaha
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                                • QuaWee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 5791

                                  #66
                                  she's hot, she is my favorite pornstar. belladonna pissed me off when she got pregnant lol
                                  i luv mainstream

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                                  • Ross
                                    Ik ben een aap
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18874

                                    #67
                                    She's gonna fuck whoever "brings me the most traffic" Not sales! I'm gonna send in a shitload of shitty chinese clicking motherfuckers!

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                                    • jimmyf
                                      OU812
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 12651

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Kard63
                                      Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?


                                      Monogamy is great for so many reasons.
                                      she's got some pretty good zit's, might make my old cock go
                                      limp if I saw those... other wise she's OK nothing 2 write home about.
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                                      • whodarkman
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 203

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by BRISK
                                        By the way, it's always great to promote a site that doesn't exist

                                        www.bigpimpincash.com


                                        That due to her major success....

                                        Due to Lauren's success BigPimpinCash will now launch on 17 Jan 05. Please come again.
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                                        • spamofon
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 2999

                                          #70
                                          I Hope Some Fat Fucking Hairy Lard Gonna Win, So This Bitch Will Think Next Time Before Promoting Like This

                                          Hahahahah

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                                          • Huggles
                                            GFY'S #1 retard
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 12582

                                            #71
                                            LOL!


                                            If she won that award, how low are the standards?!?!?!
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                                            • David!
                                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 6501

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by spamofon
                                              I Hope Some Fat Fucking Hairy Lard Gonna Win, So This Bitch Will Think Next Time Before Promoting Like This

                                              Hahahahah
                                              She is not a Bitch.
                                              She is a woman, and she is the reason why most freaky looking webmasters like you make money.
                                              Because, obviously, you are a dumb fuck who could not make it in life with your lack of intelligence
                                              I can guarantee the only thing you're fucking is probably some semen ridden ugly ass sex doll.
                                              Move on now and go read some things on respect
                                              .

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                                              • Methodcash Rick
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 1720

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                couldn't she stop chewing gum for five minutes?
                                                Not only stop chewing, but if she has to chew the gum CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.. She sounds like afucking cow chewing cud...

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                                                • FelixFlow
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 2779

                                                  #74
                                                  so is it most TRAFFIC or most signups ? ?


                                                  ICQ: 643 339 687

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                                                  • BVF
                                                    Black Vagina Finder
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 13975

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                                    He can't even get hard. It's sad. Poor girls.
                                                    You mean poor CUSTOMERS.

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                                                    • spamofon
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 2999

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by PussyMan
                                                      She is not a Bitch.
                                                      She is a woman, and she is the reason why most freaky looking webmasters like you make money.
                                                      Because, obviously, you are a dumb fuck who could not make it in life with your lack of intelligence
                                                      I can guarantee the only thing you're fucking is probably some semen ridden ugly ass sex doll.
                                                      Move on now and go read some things on respect

                                                      dav please shut your stupid yuphole and go back to submiting galleries


                                                      and please do not start to talk about lack of intelligence, because everyon here knows, that you are some 12 years old retard

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                                                      • David!
                                                        By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 6501

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by spamofon
                                                        dav please shut your stupid yuphole and go back to submiting galleries


                                                        and please do not start to talk about lack of intelligence, because everyon here knows, that you are some 12 years old retard
                                                        yap yap yap
                                                        pathetic
                                                        .

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                                                        • Indica
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 809

                                                          #78
                                                          she is def a cutie.

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                                                          • jennym
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 1622

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by J.R.
                                                            Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
                                                            can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.



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                                                            • Peaches
                                                              Old broad
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 13933

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                              if I win, I'll donate the pussy to an underprivileged webmaster...

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                                                              • inthestars
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 2021

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                                                http://www.hpornstars.com/tgp/laurenphoenix/klog1.htm

                                                                try this link....I really shouldnt hot link someone elses image especially when they have made the page impossible to hotlink from!
                                                                Shit, why didn't they airbrush that.

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                                                                • xxxdesign-net
                                                                  My hips don't lie
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 10129

                                                                  #82
                                                                  I wouldnt hit that with less than 3 condoms...

                                                                  Hope this contest gives Kate's playground some ideas though...

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                                                                  • maxjohan
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 7219

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by CAHEK
                                                                    Is that sig real?

                                                                    I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                                    • Scootermuze
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 4513

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by BRISK
                                                                      she's offering sex for whoever sends her the most traffic? or sales?

                                                                      There is a difference
                                                                      Well.. she said the most traffic... for all to hear.. so she kinda has to stick to that or she'll be hurtin for affiliates when it gets around that her ad was false..

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                                                                      • KCat
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 2204

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Kard63
                                                                        Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?


                                                                        Monogamy is great for so many reasons.
                                                                        Agreed. That's some funky shit. I've seen nasty ingrown hairs from shaving & pimples before, but never *that* much. I don't get why the photographer wouldn't either airbrush it or send her home & hire a different model.

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                                                                        • Hung Like Bull
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 235

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by KCat
                                                                          Agreed. That's some funky shit. I've seen nasty ingrown hairs from shaving & pimples before, but never *that* much. I don't get why the photographer wouldn't either airbrush it or send her home & hire a different model.
                                                                          ...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties

                                                                          Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar.

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                                                                          • hova
                                                                            Traffillionaire
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 22430

                                                                            #87
                                                                            I wouldnt fuck that
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                                                                            • fr8
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 5074

                                                                              #88
                                                                              sweet. she looks damn good as well.
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                                                                              • SleazyDream
                                                                                I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 41470

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by Hung Like Bull
                                                                                ...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties

                                                                                Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar.
                                                                                crack?


                                                                                ........
                                                                                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                • imageman
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 1938

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  The yellow or greenish fluid product of inflammation !!

                                                                                  Its all good, just pop the zits and slide in on the pus!!!

                                                                                  Originally posted by Kard63
                                                                                  Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?


                                                                                  Monogamy is great for so many reasons.

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                                                                                  • Mutt
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                    • 34431

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    well Lauren Phoenix is an example of the ol' Porn Chick Bell Curve - Lauren is regarded as one of the hottest young stars in the business, i think she was recently offered or signed a contract with VIVID or one of the big glamour porn type studios. In reality she's a pretty cute girl, better than average but in the real world - not even in the top 10 girls you'd see at any club/restaurant tonight in the city where you live. Guys overrate girls who are in porn - well guys overrate girls who are in mainstream movies and music as well. Everybody's seen what Britney Spears looks like without a pound of makeup and airbrushing.

                                                                                    Go to an LA mainstream entertainment casting call - that's where you'll see the truly gorgeous girls - hundreds of aspiring actresses who are Playboy Playmate caliber. It's still a small percentage of women/girls who will pose nude and even a smaller percentage who will do hardcore. So a Lauren Phoenix gets elevated to contract girl status even though she's a '7' in the real world.

                                                                                    I'm not saying women in porn aren't hot, just overrated.
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                                                                                    • Houdini
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 1651

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      She's hot as hell, but totally ruined it when she started talking.

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                                                                                      • SBJ
                                                                                        So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                        • 11377

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                                        I wouldnt hit that with less than 3 condoms...

                                                                                        Hope this contest gives Kate's playground some ideas though...

                                                                                        Hell yeah!!

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                                                                                        • Hung Like Bull
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 235

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                          crack?


                                                                                          ........
                                                                                          Your opinion doesn't matter. Guys like you will fuck anything out of desperation.
                                                                                          No wonder your wife dumped you.

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                                                                                          • J.R.
                                                                                            WantBoobs.com
                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 3479

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by imageman
                                                                                            Its all good, just pop the zits and slide in on the pus!!!

                                                                                            Go back in your hole troll!

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                                                                                            • Pete
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 6617

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              I'd bang that.
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                                                                                              • KCat
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                                • 2204

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by Hung Like Bull
                                                                                                ...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties

                                                                                                Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar.


                                                                                                Let me guess...you're her suitcase pimp? I'm a webmaster, not a pornstar. But as a woman, I can tell ya that we're far more critical of ourselves than any surfer would be. It makes no fucking sense to me why a PROFESSIONAL would show up at a shoot with a case of whatever the fuck that is.

                                                                                                If your business is selling your pussy, you'd better make sure it's in tip top shape.

                                                                                                Now

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                                                                                                • bigdog
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 6964

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  When is this program going to be released? I want to fuck Lauren

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                                                                                                  • Adam-EB
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 393

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Am I the only one the video is not working for?
                                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                    • OG LennyT
                                                                                                      Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 14345

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Adam-EB
                                                                                                      Am I the only one the video is not working for?
                                                                                                      link?
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