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crazy things i've done:
- woke up with an ugly girlfriend after a night of drinking. (twice)
- woke up in the drunk tank passed out on the cold hard bright white porcilin floor covered in puke
- picked a fight with a bouncer and got my face broken with brass knuckles
- let a girl i was dating drive my friends car to another city 4 hours away. it was a standard. she didn't know how to drive standard. getting there was her learning experience. when we got there, the car didnt sound healthy.
- had unprotected sex with a stripper.. and again, and after that... again.
- there's been occasions where i've had to take a big shit in a bathroom with no toilet paper -- magazine pages and newspaper aint fun.
tons of other shit too, but you get the idea.
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