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  • erehwon
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 3759

    #1

    Pinch My Nipples!!!

    A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

    "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

    "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

    And doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.
    Money NEVER $leep$...
  • fl_prn_str
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 5736

    #2

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    • Hinc
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 2577

      #3
      LOL

      He could at least have given her that
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      • TheFrog
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 4095

        #4
        dont mind if i do dahh ;-)

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        • wargames
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          • May 2003
          • 10423

          #5
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          • eroswebmaster
            March 1st, 2003
            • Jul 2001
            • 20295

            #6
            I had wal-mart tell me once they wouldn't give me cash on a refunded item I bought using a gift card..they said I had to take another gift card.
            I asked them to point it out on their terms..they couldn't find it.
            The manager says..give him the refund we'll do it just this one time.
            I looked at them all and said..."no you will do it for me everytime until you add it to your TOS."
            They all just sat their dumbfounded..but I got my refund.

            Another story..back when Iwas a kid my dad wanted a refund on an item and the manager told him no...my dad looked up at the sign and it said...100% satisfaction guaranteed...my dad said..."Well I'm not 100% satisfied." The manager just frowned opened the drawer and gave him his refund...LOL
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            • DEA - banned for life
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              • Nov 2004
              • 7886

              #7
              way to much to read but im sure its a good laugh

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              • Rob
                I'm a great bowler.
                • Nov 2003
                • 13310

                #8
                Originally posted by DEA
                way to much to read but im sure its a good laugh
                3 paragraphs is too much to read?!?!?

                Do you have the attention span of a house fly?

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                • eroswebmaster
                  March 1st, 2003
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 20295

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                  3 paragraphs is too much to read?!?!?

                  Do you have the attention span of a house fly?
                  Sesame Street had a theory about children and their attention span..it's why they change topics so much...I'm sure it's helped to shape a number of generations.
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                  • erehwon
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 3759

                    #10
                    funny bump for the night crew!
                    Money NEVER $leep$...

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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11

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                      • Vitasoy
                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 58202

                        #12
                        lol that's the way to do it. Cause a big stir to get what you believe is right


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