I apologize in advance ... I couldn't resist ...
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2 - Great doctors.
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You only have to be a millionaire to afford one...
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3 - Nice schools with excellent teachers.
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As long as you're wearing Kevlar, you should get through the day
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4 - Welfare.
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Yea, it's working wonders. You may not believe this, but there are countries in Europe with almost no homelessness. Now that is something to be proud of.
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6 - DirecTV with SUnday Ticket.
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Good point
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8 - Criminals actually go to jail (sometimes)
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If they are a visible minority, it's virtually assured.
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10 - Constitution.
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That comes from all those buffets ...
err, sorry, I thought you said "constipation".