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  • kevinale
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 2115

    #1

    fun with livetalk (funny)

    so i clicked on one f the sponsor sites here and did the livetalk operator chat... it was fun.. hope you enjoy.

    Please wait for a site operator to respond.
    You are not currently in a chat session.
    You are now chatting with 'Annie'
    Your Issue ID for this chat is [edited]
    me: hello
    Annie: Hi
    Annie: How may I help you?
    me: are you there?
    me: are you chatting with me?
    Annie: Yes
    me: do you have multiple converstaions you are talking to?
    Annie: Yes...
    me: how many conversations do you have going at this moment?
    Annie: I am chatting with 5-6 people at this time..
    me: whoa
    me: are you in the USA?
    me: (i do have questions about the product)
    Annie: Yes..We are located in Nevada, USA
    Annie: Yes...please go ahead
    me: we hahahaha liveperson or we hahahaha the website i clicked on
    Annie: we = the website you clicked on
    me: ok.. so will this product block my carbs?
    Annie: yes..100%
    me: 100% of my carbs will be blocked? so if i drink a soda pop, will i not get a "sugar high" if i take these pills?
    Annie: During the digestive process, your body converts carbohydrates, found in starchy foods such as potatoes and pasta, into sugar. Your body does this by breaking-down the carbohydrate molecule with alpha amylase, an enzyme that is produced in the pancreas. These sugar calories are either burned off, through exercise, or stored as fat cells for future use. Unfortunately, inactivity means that these stored fat cells accumulate. The result is weight gain.
    Annie: Take Dietrine patch and you can block up to 1125 calories from fat and carbohydrate foods.
    me: do you take this?
    Annie: Yes..I have used the patch
    me: and you're now thin and whatnot?
    Annie: and for your information, we have thousands of satisfied customers around 0.1 million all over the world with almost 100% success rate..
    Annie: Yes..I am thin now
    me: how much weight did you lose? i'm pretty big right now (about 475lbs) and am thinking of getting my stomach stapled. but i want to try non-surgical options first
    Annie: yes..non-surgical is better than surgical..You can lose 1 pound within a week
    me: my picture now - > http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/images/prae.jpg .. how much do you think i can lose?
    Annie: let me see
    me: ok
    Annie: my god
    me: yeah? i'm cute i know
    Annie: I would recommend to use the patch for atleast 6-8 months for maximum results
    me: so i think i could lose like 5-10 pounds.. maybe 15
    Annie: Yes...
    me: how much would 6-8 months of patches run me?
    Annie: Each box contains 10 powerful patches. Each patch is to be worn for three days. One box contains a one month supply of patches.
    me: "Annie" i love your cut and pastes.. but how much would that cost me?
    Annie: Please visit Order Now page to know more about pricing and our special offers
    Annie: http://www.dietrinepatch.com/order.php
    me: ok.. i'd love to talk to you longer, because i'm lonely, but in know you have 6 other conversations you're talking to..
    Annie: yes..
    me: do i'm sorry we must part
    me: do hahahaha so
    me: please don't be upset.. one day i'll lost the weight and we'll be together.. until then my sweet annie
    1monkey0cup.com
  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240

    #2
    Annie is a probably a man.
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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    • kevinale
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 2115

      #3
      Originally posted by BRISK
      Annie is a probably a man.
      haha brisk..

      no doubt..

      we've done business before.. how's it hanging?
      1monkey0cup.com

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      • sharpx9
        Registered User
        • Sep 2004
        • 2085

        #4

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