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  • psyko514
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    • Oct 2002
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    #1

    Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

    http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html

    awesome

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  • SmutGiant
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    • Oct 2003
    • 4896

    #2
    lol

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    • SmokeyTheBear
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      • Jun 2004
      • 28609

      #3
      i heard w3schools is a major drug czar
      hatisblack at yahoo.com

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      • Repetitive Monkey
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        • Feb 2004
        • 3505

        #4
        Timeline!

        It's still funny though.

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        • xlogger
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          • Jul 2004
          • 9507

          #5
          hahahaha!!! "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."

          OMFG!!!

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          • xlogger
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            • Jul 2004
            • 9507

            #6
            that shit was so funny, i pissed in my fucking pants!!!

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            • Illicit
              wtf ?
              • Dec 2003
              • 11895

              #7
              Ive been known to use a little Php once in a while...
              Insert Sig Here

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              • BuckLover
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                • Feb 2003
                • 1656

                #8
                Nice!

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                • JDog
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #9
                  Still funny from the first time I read it!

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                  • kaliboy2g
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 10963

                    #10
                    Shit, if only they knew what that HTML shit doesto you.
                    Care about me?
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                    Me!
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                    • dunefield
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 10920

                      #11
                      hahaha... thats gold...

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                      • xlogger
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 9507

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dunefield
                        hahaha... thats gold...
                        i will t it!

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                        • Entropy
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                          #13
                          That was hilarious...Laughed my ass off...
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                          • Rantan
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                            • Aug 2004
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                            #14
                            XML fucks you up some
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                            • Tala
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                              • Dec 2002
                              • 23368

                              #15
                              LMFAO

                              Oh that's classic!!!!

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                              • woj
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                                • Jul 2002
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                                #16
                                too funny
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                                • mardigras
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 14194

                                  #17
                                  I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...
                                  .

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                                  • Napolean
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 4330

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mardigras
                                    I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...
                                    hehe, i often loose track of how many lines of php i do a night

                                    always starts out innocent and escalates into a 3 day bender
                                    HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                    • Wolfy
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3574

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                      I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...

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                                      • xclusive
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                                        • Apr 2004
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                                        #20
                                        lol that's classic

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                                        • Triple 6
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                                          • Feb 2002
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                                          #21
                                          shit i read that when php 3 was new
                                          SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800.

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                                          • BuggyG
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 4179

                                            #22
                                            shyt!! means my probabtion officer gonna jump my ass if he finds out I'm a PHP user

                                            LOL

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                                            • Warden
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                                              • Nov 2002
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                                              #23
                                              That was too damn funny!
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                                              • r3ap3r
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                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                #24
                                                I got suspended for using HTML.
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                                                • psyko514
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                                                  #25
                                                  My Christian parents didn't approve of my relationship with Pascal.

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                                                  • escorpio
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 23487

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mardigras
                                                    I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...
                                                    Don't be ashamed, it's not your fault. It's a disease.
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                                                    • nofx
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 16826

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by psyko514
                                                      My Christian parents didn't approve of my relationship with Pascal.

                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                      • Easton
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                                                        #28
                                                        proof that schools suck!
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                                                        • rickholio
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                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                          #29


                                                          Oh man, you know you're ubergeek when you laugh so hard at something like this that people sleeping in the house wake up and complain about the noise.

                                                          Gotta go apologize to the wife now.
                                                          ~

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                                                          • fuzebox
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 22371

                                                            #30
                                                            Went through the same thing in high school

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                                                            • d00t
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 3766

                                                              #31
                                                              hahahahahaha

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                                                              • Firehorse
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                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                • 30767

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                I must confess... sometimes I get so lost in php the whole night is gone and the sun is coming up before I know it... It starts out simply, just a line or two, then... this is the first time I've ever admitted it publicly...
                                                                I thought I was the only one! :wink:

                                                                Once I start all sense of time seems to stop and a day later I cut myself out of my chair!
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                                                                • VeriSexy
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by psyko514


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                                                                  • naitirps
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    fuck

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                                                                    • Rui
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                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 9533

                                                                      #35
                                                                      OMG...could this be a sign of a new law agaisn't "terrorist" use of programming languages...

                                                                      PHP = evil...ohhh wait its not ;)

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                                                                      • DWB
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                                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Last time I did PHP I ended up in Deebo's chicken coupe.

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                                                                        • colorsoundoblivion
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                                                                          • Jan 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          is that shit for real
                                                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                          • Furious_Female
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            He should try ASPX ... he'd be hooked within minutes.
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                                                                            • Wiggles
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              lol schools are so lame with their rules.
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                                                                              • XxXotic
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                                Last time I did PHP I ended up in Deebo's chicken coupe.
                                                                                sweatin like a slave?



                                                                                "PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net"

                                                                                too funny
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                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  lol I like the idea of a PHP ring taking over the school.

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                                                                                  • psyko514
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by colorsoundoblivion
                                                                                    is that shit for real
                                                                                    it wouldn't be in the news if it wasn't real!

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                                                                                    • e-god
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      elite

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                                                                                      • UniversalPass Pete
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        lol Very funny!


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                                                                                        • radical
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          lmfao!! PHP syndrome Lol!!




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                                                                                          • mardigras
                                                                                            Bon temps!
                                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                                            • 14194

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            You guys just wouldn't let this rest... you kept bringing it up and bringing it up and yes dammit, I just did another several lines of php as a result... fuck you all very much
                                                                                            .

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                                                                                            • Jer
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Hahahah. Nice article.

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                                                                                              • bangman
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Anyone ever freebase COBAL? I heard it makes you see funny shit.
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                                                                                                • Myst
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  this is from 5 fucking years ago
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