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  • psyko514
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    • Oct 2002
    • 22366

    #1

    Best FAQ question ever... from Compaq.

    This is probably old, but I think it's hilarious that it's even an FAQ question.

    http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859

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  • Pete-KT
    Workin With The Devil
    • Oct 2004
    • 51532

    #2
    Nice i like that

    pete

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    • Yo Adrian
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      • Apr 2002
      • 6326

      #3


      seen that before but it never gets old
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      • Jon2
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        • Aug 2001
        • 2875

        #4
        LOL

        Jon

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        • Illicit
          wtf ?
          • Dec 2003
          • 11895

          #5
          OMG its so sad that they actually get asked that enough to make a page for it
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          • flashfire
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            • Feb 2003
            • 13098

            #6
            they had to post that for homers everywhere

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            • HorseShit
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              • Dec 2004
              • 17513

              #7
              yup, that was cool back in the 90's!

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              • woj
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                • Jul 2002
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                • Methodcash Rick
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1720

                  #9
                  The one I like is "Keyboard not found" Press F1 to continue

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                  • Fred Quimby
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 5430

                    #10
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                    • MichaelP
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 7123

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BB-Rick
                      The one I like is "Keyboard not found" Press F1 to continue

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                      • JDog
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 7453

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BB-Rick
                        The one I like is "Keyboard not found" Press F1 to continue
                        That's a great one too!

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                        • MandyBlake
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 17761

                          #13
                          lol that's funny.
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                          • Jer
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 10601

                            #14


                            Sweet

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                            • Shoehorn!
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15

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                              • Shooter
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 2842

                                #16


                                WTF

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                                • machinegunkelly
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 3304

                                  #17
                                  lol ,
                                  I can't imagine working support ..

                                  they must get the stupidest questions we could ever even imagine
                                  dead.

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                                  • pornRefinery
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                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 384

                                    #18

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                                    • Paco, of Large Cash.
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 2267

                                      #19
                                      That is the gut splitting funny, no matter the age, especially when you imagine that question in Homer's voice (not sure of the episode).

                                      Originally posted by machinegunkelly
                                      lol , I can't imagine working support .. they must get the stupidest questions we could ever even imagine
                                      I've done the support thing for many years (Autodesk authorized CAD support as well our industry) and I must admit, 'they' make my day ... no shit.
                                      Workin away, check the mail and ...
                                      Bah hah hah Dear sir, please terminate my connection immediately as I am not happy with the internet. Ignore my request and there will be trouble!

                                      Not many people would be able to get any work done after that, let alone hold back simple retorts such as:

                                      Dear member 'X', a member of our support team is on this as we speak - we have book the next flight and when Joe gets there he will disconnect you from the internet as we are not looking for any trouble.
                                      Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 01-12-2005, 05:25 PM.

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                                      • dcortez
                                        DINO CORTEZ™
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 2145

                                        #20
                                        Years ago, I used to teach computer literacy to ex-cons and some of the assumptions they made were priceless.

                                        Have you ever watched someone repeatedly press the [shift] key when prompted for 'any key' - (most programs ignore it, and Ctrl)...

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                                        • jeffrey
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 1864

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
                                          That is the gut splitting funny, no matter the age, especially when you imagine that question in Homer's voice (not sure of the episode).



                                          I've done the support thing for many years (Autodesk authorized CAD support as well our industry) and I must admit, 'they' make my day ... no shit.
                                          Workin away, check the mail and ...
                                          Bah hah hah Dear sir, please terminate my connection immediately as I am not happy with the internet. Ignore my request and there will be trouble!

                                          Not many people would be able to get any work done after that, let alone hold back simple retorts such as:

                                          Dear member 'X', a member of our support team is on this as we speak - we have book the next flight and when Joe gets there he will disconnect you from the internet as we are not looking for any trouble.

                                          lol, my cousin was fired from IBM support when he started laughing at someone that called in about the computer not working, went something like, my cousin asking if the computer was plugging correctly, and the answer being, yes, but the breaker is off cause we are renovating. (this was many years ogo, I hope no one is that clueless now)
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