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  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745

    #1

    This isnt good

    Im as drunk as a skunk, I havnt slept for 48 hours and my mum is coming round for dinner in 3 hours.

    She is going to be stressed as she is on her first day of jury service and I have to do something interesting with a turkey breast.

    and you thought you were having a bad day
  • MickeyG
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 4134

    #2
    not a problem just keep on drinking

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    • SkyWalker2k
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 181

      #3
      good luck with that ;) hehe

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      • Sarah_Jayne
        Now with more Jayne
        • Dec 2002
        • 40077

        #4
        something interesting with a turkey breast sounds like the start of a carry on sketch.

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        • tenderobject
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          • Dec 2004
          • 11688

          #5
          damn 48 hours and drunk? keep on drinking then :P


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          • Sosa
            In Tushy Land
            • Oct 2002
            • 40149

            #6
            Lol I think I would just take her out for a nice meal. fuck cooking anything

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            • Damian_Maxcash
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2002
              • 12745

              #7
              Originally posted by Sosa
              Lol I think I would just take her out for a nice meal. fuck cooking anything

              Your a genius - I forgot Mothers day yesterday as well - sorted!

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              • Sarah_Jayne
                Now with more Jayne
                • Dec 2002
                • 40077

                #8
                I thought mother's day was the 26th or something?

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                • Damian_Maxcash
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 12745

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                  I thought mother's day was the 26th or something?
                  I thought it was yesterday - I could be wrong.

                  I hope Im wrong

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
                    Now with more Jayne
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10
                    I will check but I am pretty sure it is the 26th because we leave for the States on the 20th and everytime I see a poster about it I nag my flatmate about how he has to arrange for his mother to get something while we are away.

                    My mother is American so I don't need to worry about her until May.

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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      yup, the first link on google when I put in - mother's day uk' said it is the 26th

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                      • Damian_Maxcash
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12745

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                        yup, the first link on google when I put in - mother's day uk' said it is the 26th
                        Thats good news - what isnt is that she just turned up early - and drunker than me.

                        They got put on a trial str8 away and then they were told that it didnt start until the next day.

                        So my mother 2 fellow jurors went to the pub and got rat faced.

                        The face of British justice - oh dear god.

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                        • Quagmire
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 6490

                          #13
                          Originally posted by damian2001
                          Im as drunk as a skunk, I havnt slept for 48 hours and my mum is coming round for dinner in 3 hours.

                          She is going to be stressed as she is on her first day of jury service and I have to do something interesting with a turkey breast.

                          and you thought you were having a bad day
                          This thread is useless without pics of you doing something "interesting" with a turkey.

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