A story I must share: trouble with a speculum

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  • mindoza
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 1625

    #1

    A story I must share: trouble with a speculum

    Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys.

    After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before.

    Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not.

    That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!"

    Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911?

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  • European Lee
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    • Dec 2002
    • 7133

    #2
    Haha we loved that story when you told us it in the after hours suite

    Was that the gal who showed up on the 2nd night or someone else? I cant remember lol

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    • mindoza
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 1625

      #3
      Originally posted by European Lee
      Haha we loved that story when you told us it in the after hours suite

      Was that the gal who showed up on the 2nd night or someone else? I cant remember lol

      Regards,

      Lee
      No that was Maggie, a showgirl/model in vegas. Although maggie is a little brain dead she would of at least taken the speculum out for the poor guys pooper!!!
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      • mikexod
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        • Feb 2004
        • 147

        #4
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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          lol that's funny

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          • PerfectionGirls
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 4484

            #6
            Originally posted by mindoza
            Did someone ever tell you a story that you just could not get out of your head. Well I have one I must share with you guys.

            After a hard night of partying tuesday, I am sitting having coffee the next morning with one of the pornstars that worked our booth. She proceeds to tell me about the date she had the night before.

            Now I have not ever had a date that the guy paid me to see him, none the less she called it a date. The guy called her up prior to the date and asked if she was ok with getting super kinky. Her reply was "Sure, as long as it does not harm me". He assured her it would not.

            That night she goes to the guys house, he pays her $200 to open up his ass hole with a speculum as wide as it can go and then pee in the hole. She seemed delighted and went to business. After the deed was done she takes her $200 and goes to slip out the door. The guy starts to yell for her to remove the speculum (not something you can remove yourself). She looks at him and says "NAH, don't feel like it after all you never paid me to remove it!"

            Now this is wrong on so many levels. Could you imagine if he could not find help and needed to call 911?

            Moral of the story- Be specific when ordering your whore around!!!!!!!!!!!!
            LOL Thats pretty fucked up! haha
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            • Entropy
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              • May 2004
              • 4128

              #7
              Haha...that is a great story. funny stuff.
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              • gangbangjoe
                Ronin
                • May 2004
                • 17693

                #8
                damn

                poor guy

                what a biatch

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                • mindoza
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1625

                  #9
                  I had such a hard time looking the girl in the face after she told me the story without cracking up...Also the girl has a real bad lisp so it made the story she was telling more humorous
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                  • jt420
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                    • Nov 2003
                    • 2479

                    #10
                    thats fucked up, disgusting and funny as hell at the same time. poor dude, but i really feel bad for who ever ended up helping him.
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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528

                      #11
                      thats pretty harsh

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