A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
By the way, please don't flame me for posting this. I have nothing against muslims and I know its a very very small minority that blow themselves up etc...
Also want to appologize for not being online lately - been a bit sick.