Im coming from the year 2038

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  • Etik Media
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 493

    #1

    Im coming from the year 2038

    im in my parents house right now pretending to be my moms relative who i know she never met before in the year 1990+
    it is so excited for me to power up this kind of machine, my young cousin is the owner of this machine but his with his girlfriend all the time and i just can't resist the temptation to communicate with you. this system allowed me to use it whitout any questions, so funny.
    i can not believe you people need to type in your thoughts like this, its incredible! so what kind of community is this? where em i? i know you will not believe me and i don't expect you to do, but if you want me to make you wonder ask me about the future, i don't want to talk about politics, trust me i have my reasons, only the future technology and your social future
  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #2
    Give me a few of the winning powerball numbers for this month and I'll be cumming until 2038

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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
      • 13076

      #3
      show pics...
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      • Etik Media
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 493

        #4
        to mikey

        hahah like the politics I can not discuss that I would regret that, by the way we don't have prisons like you people have, we have what you would call it mental prison, which means I could not do criminal act because my brain would not know how to perform it.

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        • StickyGreen
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          • Oct 2003
          • 13076

          #5
          so why do you have 286 posts and you're acting like this is your first posting here or something...
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          • Etik Media
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 493

            #6
            to sticky

            in some cases i would be allowed to show you pictures, but its impossible as this machine can not receive any of my ids, in the year 2026 or 2027 everyones life is recorded and you can easy share your life experiences with anyone

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            • BlingDaddy
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 6343

              #7
              I had a dream that in 2009 Jenna Jamieson and I got married and spawned triplets... is it true? And if so... were they all blonde?

              Hit me!
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              • Etik Media
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 493

                #8
                to sticky

                i never communicated with you before this is not my machine, i just use it as it does not have any restrictions, i mention that in my first transportation with you, by the way, does more people see this then you and your friend+ +

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                • Etik Media
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 493

                  #9
                  by the way, how do i +++++ write question mark

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                  • BlingDaddy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 6343

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Etik Media
                    to sticky

                    i never communicated with you before this is not my machine, i just use it as it does not have any restrictions, i mention that in my first transportation with you, by the way, does more people see this then you and your friend+ +
                    To Etik - I have never communicated with my machine as it's USB "port" is to small for my "member".

                    Is this an issue we work out in the future? Thanks. Bling.
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                    • Jace
                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 35562

                      #11
                      hey wow, it's john titor

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                      • BlingDaddy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 6343

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Etik Media
                        by the way, how do i +++++ write question mark
                        In this time a "question mark" needs to be preceeded by the nomiker "WTF" as in What the Fuck... Below is an example....


                        ?WTF? Can also be used like this.... WTF?
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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986

                          #13
                          All I want is to be happy

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                          • Etik Media
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 493

                            #14
                            yeah why not bling ----i smile

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                            • BlingDaddy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 6343

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jace
                              hey wow, it's john titor
                              Dude... I was totally thinking that! LMAO
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                              • BlingDaddy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 6343

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Etik Media
                                yeah why not bling ----i smile
                                I can't rest my future on a "why not" there Etik. You're going to have to give me assurances that I fucked Jenna Jamieson in 2009 and we had triplets. Pics will suffice.
                                Thanks.
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                                • Etik Media
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 493

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                  hey wow, it's john titor
                                  wow im surprised , i actually didn't know how much he reached into community, titor. you will meat titor in 2019 -i think- if you work for the government

                                  let me tell you, there are more agents from the future here then atomic bombs you are afraid of

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                                  • BlingDaddy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 6343

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Etik Media
                                    wow im surprised , i actually didn't know how much he reached into community, titor. you will meat titor in 2019 -i think- if you work for the government

                                    let me tell you, there are more agents from the future here then atomic bombs you are afraid of

                                    We're not afraid of "atomic" bombs there genius. We've got much better ones now. You never answered my question.
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                                    • StickyGreen
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 13076

                                      #19
                                      You would think a time traveller would be smart. Why is this guy so fucking dumb? lol...
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                                      • Etik Media
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 493

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BlingDaddy
                                        We're not afraid of "atomic" bombs there genius. We've got much better ones now. You never answered my question.
                                        no you don't, hydrogen bomb, thermonuclear bomb, fusion bomb are still efficient even in 2038 if they hit the ground but they would never reach the target because they are to slow driven by the rockets. war as you know it is impossible in my time, i can not talk about that but i can call it mind control you would not understand anyway, but you will in 30 years

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                                        • Etik Media
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 493

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                          You would think a time traveller would be smart. Why is this guy so fucking dumb? lol...
                                          i would love if you could see your message in 20-30 years from now, then you would understand how dumb you was

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                                          • Etik Media
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 493

                                            #22
                                            Ok I had my fun

                                            I have actually some galleries to submit now, maybe I should pull this crap on some mainstream forum I guess GFY is to smart for this...

                                            see ya in 2038 //Etik
                                            Im going back to the future now!!

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                                            • mikeyddddd
                                              Viva la vulva!
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 16557

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Etik Media
                                              I guess GFY is to smart for this...
                                              Now, that's something never said before.

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