Ambush Interview #84 YnotBob

"12. Talk about the chain of beach bars called Hennessey's Taverns."

Hennesseys Taverns are probably the best known, and busiest chain of beach bars in Southern California. They range from Laguna Beach, down here to Pacific Beach.

I started off as just a bartender, which put me through school, and when I came back from my South Pacific year long surf trip, they were cool enough to hire me back.

Then I became the bar manager, then assistant manager, then General Manager. Pretty soon I was being sent up and down the beach to open one or another, or to fix one up which had low sales. He would put me in the store with the lowest sales and highest costs, and somehow I would manage to make that the #1 store within a few months.

It was great, because they were all beach taverns..so the lifestyle, locations, and people were all very cool. I got to live in some of the best beaches in Southern California, and hang out as a big shot in the hottest bars...

I would hire the HOTTEST waitresses, the coolest bartenders, and work the kitchen into a frenzy and have that place pumping in no time..all good times!

If it wasnt for a strange turn of events back in 1995, I may still be working for Paul Hennessey...the owner, and an amazing man. He just opened up a new one in Vegas I believe, on the strip...so good for him!

"14. Have you ever gotten anyone in the industry shit faced leading them to belive they were drinking one thing when in fact they were consuming another? discuss"

well HELL YEAH!
one of my pet peeves is seeing a MALE person drinking a Pina Colada, or Baileys rocks or Daquiri...if you were a guy, and you came into my bar, and ordered one of these drinks, I would first ask if it was for you, or your girlfriend...if it was for you, I would then poor you a jack and coke and tell you "Thats how we make those here"....probably saved a few men a solid ass whooping from some of the local Mission beach boys

as for serving up one thing and saying its another...yep...that would probably have to be when the KING of all Vagina drinkers, Rochard, was busy trying to get drunk on Baileys, so I mixed the Baileys half and half with a fine, fine tequila...

getting him a good solid buzz and educating him on the finer points to having a cock and drinking a cocktail...

btw, I do believe he still owes me a thank you for that night....

"13. Who is Uncle Willy? Is it true Uncle Willy likes to get straight men drunk and then molest them? Who has this happened to in the industry?"

Well, I think I already explained who he was...and you can see a picture of him here, and on the www.wYPd.com website...
he is in a cheerleader costume...trying to impress Steve Lightspeed...

As for getting straight men drunk and molesting them? Well I do know he did get one guy a bit wasted down south and then tucked him into bed....I dont know if that guy is truly straight, bi, or just gay...

As for names? Hmmm..I have got this far in this Industry keeping some great secrets, so you will just have to go to a third world country where I can legallly talk about it again...right Steve?

Its about fucking time! I love you Guava Bob.

"15. What is the 'dome of Bob"?"

The Dome of Bob is a very special place...its scary at first, but then once you get in there, you realize you are protected for life, and will probably end up being a bazzillionaire. This dome is VERY exclusive, and the people who live under this are some of our Industry's most successful and honest people...

you get there, and you call me, anytime, and Im there, complete with a solution and my *Dome*...

KING of all Vagina drinkers

OMG....

"16. Talk about your cigar fixactation? Could this be a subsitute for cock?"

Cigars are like a fine bottle of wine...each one has its own story on how it came to be...

nothing like sitting on a warm, secluded beach...looking at the waves coming in after a long day of surfing...sipping on an ice cold cerveza...taking shots of a good tequila, watching the sun start to drop on the horizon, and then lighting up a kick ass cigar...my personal favorites used to be MC #2 until my good friend Doug Wicks sent me a box of Padron Imperiales...NOW THOSE KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS....

as for the substitute for cock, when you can suck your own dick, you dont need anyone elses...

What i like most about Bob, other than the fact that he is the nicest person I have met in this industry, is that he laughs at my Jokes.

Thank you for all that you have done for me and for everyone else in the industry.



Viva YNOT BOB

I laugh at your jokes....

BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY

Holmes
hahahah fuck

Awesome Bob-O, go man GO!!!
Whooo - Hooo!