"3. Where do you point chicks that ask to use your restroom in your bar?"
Ahhhhahahah
I used to have a bar down at the beach packed with hot girls...I would hang out over on the side bar...talking with friends, having a good time.
A girl would walk up and ask me where MY bathroom was, and I would point them in the direction of MY bathroom...which was the men's. They would go in and nervously come out asking me "Why did you send me into the men's bathroom?"....
my reply was "You asked me where MY bathroom was, not the ladies"...
i've seen a few people thrown through the front window there. matter fact, guava beach is where i met bob for the first time in like 99 i believe.
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Several years ago Bob wrote one of the most beautiful things I've ever read about his mother. Meeting him later and getting to know him just made me love him even more!
Several years ago Bob wrote one of the most beautiful things I've ever read about his mother. Meeting him later and getting to know him just made me love him even more!
Thank you Peaches...
I wish I knew where that piece was....
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"5. You once spent a night in a Mexican Jail. Why? Were your cellmates scared by the size of your balls?"
Once? I used to go to jail in Mexico so often they had a wing named after me...
It was usually for something stupid...I remember one time I was guilty by association...the guy I went surfing with down there had a bag of weed stuffed in his crotch. When we got pulled over...the Federale somehow knew that bulge was not his dick, so he stuck his hand down my buddy's pants and much to my surprise, pulled out a fairly large bag of weed...much more than 50 people could smoke in a weekend...I still dont know why he had that much on him...
So we got thrown in a small, piss soaked cell in somewhere Baja...I was gearing up for a long stay when somehow I came up with a story that was so sad they ended up giving ME money and telling me to leave...something about my parents both working packing salmon in a cannery in Alaska or ??
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"2. Talk about skinny dipping in Mexico with Yankcash Todd."
Todd and I are both born on the same day, September 8th. We both are Virgos, and we both feel that Aquaman is THE most important of all the Super Heroes...I think I can speak for both of us that we both have this weird non sexual attraction for each other like that not unfamiliar to Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell...
its just natural that after about two bottles of tequila down in Mex we found ourselves in our birthday suits, each trying to be their own special version of Aquaman...
I think Todd had bigger gills...
But I know the ladies enjoyed the show...
Wouldn't you know it? The one time I don't have my camera handy and I catch YNOT Roberto and Yanks Tood skinny dipping in the Pacific. What are the odds.
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