Originally Posted by YNOTBob

1. We've all sceen pics of you balls, just why are they soo swelled?

Swelled? My balls are big?
Maybe just everyone else's are just substandard...

Before I was born, God looked upon me and said, "Son, you are a special child. The world needs leaders and men with courage and fire to take the world on and leave a positive mark. There are many evils in this world, so I give you the balls of a bull...now you go out there and use them."