Yo mama's mouth so big...

**Ecksent** · 03-07-2006, 04:34 PM

That's why your mama got one leg and one arm.....they call the bitch Ilene!

**Ecksent** · 03-07-2006, 04:35 PM

That's why your mama got one leg and one arm.....they call the bitch Ilene!

**fr0gman** · 03-07-2006, 05:12 PM

Yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when the bitch went bungee jumping the rope broke...

Her ass went straight to Hell.

**lm_lisa** · 03-07-2006, 05:13 PM

**XPays** · 03-07-2006, 05:18 PM

yo mamma is so fat that when she wears heels she strikes oil

**MattO** · 03-07-2006, 05:33 PM

I called yo mama ugly and she said "Beauty is skin deep" so I assume she was born inside out.

**PixeLs** · 03-07-2006, 07:33 PM

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

**Vitasoy** · 03-07-2006, 07:58 PM

heh.. never heard that one yet.

**je_rome** · 03-08-2006, 01:34 AM

classic line... "this thread is useless without pictures"

**PussyTeenies** · 03-08-2006, 01:37 AM

rofl

**Scott McD** · 03-08-2006, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by XPays

yo mamma is so fat that when she wears heels she strikes oil

Mwahahaha...

**nick1980** · 03-08-2006, 01:50 AM

Show us some pics of your mama, Matto.

**u-Bob** · 03-08-2006, 01:57 AM

his mamma:

**BusterBunny** · 03-08-2006, 02:01 AM

your mama is so fat i cant tell my joke without getting a hernia

**reed_4** · 03-08-2006, 02:56 AM

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

**tical** · 03-08-2006, 05:06 AM

yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went UP

**tranza** · 03-08-2006, 05:11 AM

**Hornydog4cooter** · 03-08-2006, 05:13 AM

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

**Dirty F** · 03-08-2006, 05:22 AM

You mama is so fat she could be the eigth continent.

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