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  • nico-t
    emperor of my world
    • Aug 2004
    • 29901
    #1

    ok im fucked up again...........

    i just celebrated my birthday normally the presents me n my boys give eachother are always stupid like cheap porn movies, toilet paper and inflatable dolls, but i got a lighter with nico-t engraved in it now...... damn its dope
    anyway i got this bitch, aint gota bf, shes fine as hell, also was on my bd.... but i cant find the right pickup line, i gotta get her to suck my dick or whateverm whats a line to get a gggirl llike that......
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    • Battuss
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2005
      • 110
      #2
      hi, do you speak english ?

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        • JizBiz
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 331
          #3
          Ask her if you can smell her pussy.

          If she says no...then say.."Must be your breath then"
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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218
              #4
              This thread is useless without pics of your lighter...

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                • nico-t
                  emperor of my world
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 29901
                  #5
                  Originally posted by JizBiz
                  Ask her if you can smell her pussy.

                  If she says no...then say.."Must be your breath then"
                  hahaa ok thats a good one

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                    • nico-t
                      emperor of my world
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 29901
                      #6
                      Originally posted by xclusive
                      This thread is useless without pics of your lighter...

                      i cant get the damn thing clear on photo! wtf do i need to press on that damn camera

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                        • Aractor
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 160
                          #7
                          Originally posted by nico-t

                          i cant get the damn thing clear on photo! wtf do i need to press on that damn camera
                          Set the lighter on a desk or something? It looks like it might be a motion blur problem...
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                            • LittleMack
                              www.pornkings.com
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4645
                              #8
                              Happy Birthday!!
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                                • Sosa
                                  In Tushy Land
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 40149
                                  #9
                                  haha dude, just tell her it is your bday and you don't have a girl to spend it with. she will feel for you and next thing you know you be in bed or not lol

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                                    • Wolfy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3574
                                      #10
                                      tell her you know me. I'll lie for you if I have to.


                                      Happy Birthday

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                                        • r3ap3r
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 3535
                                          #11
                                          Follow these steps. When you two are alone and she's looking at you...
                                          1. Point at her lips
                                          2. Then, point at your tool
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                                            • foxxx
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 573
                                              #12
                                              hahahaha

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                                                • Sosa
                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 40149
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by r3ap3r
                                                  Follow these steps. When you two are alone and she's looking at you...
                                                  1. Point at her lips
                                                  2. Then, point at your tool

                                                  hahah!!!! that will work

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                                                    • Damian_Maxcash
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 12745
                                                      #14
                                                      OMFG.... Im on GFY and I have too give some dutch guy step by step instructions

                                                      OK..... first u need to find her penis
                                                      Last edited by Damian_Maxcash; 01-08-2005, 09:37 PM.

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                                                        • nico-t
                                                          emperor of my world
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 29901
                                                          #15
                                                          lmfao... well i already grabbed one of her tits by accident, but it looked like it was on purpose haha...

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                                                            • XxXotic
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 8500
                                                              #16
                                                              is this a middle school how do i get to 1st base thread? WTF? are u a man? whip yer cock out and ask her whats up, stop actin like yer scared of pussy man damn
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                                                                • DEA - banned for life
                                                                  V.I.P.
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 7886
                                                                  #17
                                                                  tell her "its my birthday how about a blow job?" is she says no ..call her a bitch and whip out your dick anyway and start jerking off

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                                                                    • Dalai lama
                                                                      Strength and Honor
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 16540
                                                                      #18
                                                                      nice lighter you got there

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                                                                        • MandyBlake
                                                                          The one and only!
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 17761
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i agree with sosa.
                                                                          happy birthday, nice lighter
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                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 71528
                                                                              #20
                                                                              nice lighter

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                                                                                • nico-t
                                                                                  emperor of my world
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 29901
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by XxXotic
                                                                                  is this a middle school how do i get to 1st base thread? WTF? are u a man? whip yer cock out and ask her whats up, stop actin like yer scared of pussy man damn
                                                                                  lighten up, bitch.... just fuckin around here, is that fucking forbidden or something? get the fuck outta here...

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                                                                                    • Lykos
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 31027
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by LittleMack
                                                                                      Happy Birthday!!
                                                                                      yeah happy b-day and just tell her u want her,at least u will trylol

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                                                                                        • pxxx
                                                                                          First African GFY Member
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 12114
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          You just have to have the looks.

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                                                                                            • swedguy
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 7981
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Location: nethalands

                                                                                              You spelled it wrong. It should've been:

                                                                                              Location: neanderthals


                                                                                              Just fucking with ya

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                                                                                                • nico-t
                                                                                                  emperor of my world
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 29901
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                                                  Location: nethalands

                                                                                                  You spelled it wrong. It should've been:

                                                                                                  Location: neanderthals


                                                                                                  Just fucking with ya

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                                                                                                    • Screaming
                                                                                                      I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 18972
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      happy b day and nice lighter

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