Good methods of wood control?

**nofx** · 01-09-2005, 03:24 AM

wood control ?

is that some kinda slang for jerking off ?

**DarkJedi** · 01-09-2005, 03:25 AM

Don't look at males.

**bluff** · 01-09-2005, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by nofx

wood control ?

is that some kinda slang for jerking off ?

haha I meant how to keep it down

**Manowar** · 01-09-2005, 03:30 AM

**bluff** · 01-09-2005, 03:31 AM

seriously guys, I need it badly

**nofx** · 01-09-2005, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by Manowar

LOL wtf!

ouch

**polish_aristocrat** · 01-10-2005, 01:12 PM

look at *******

**flashfire** · 01-10-2005, 01:15 PM

you need reverse viagra...salt peter, thats what they used to give them during WW2

**bluff** · 01-10-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by flashfire

you need reverse viagra...salt peter, thats what they used to give them during WW2

interesting

**Screaming** · 01-10-2005, 05:34 PM

cold showers, think about you mother

**Evil1** · 01-10-2005, 05:43 PM

Is your hammer in the shop? wtf. pound that silly little goo slinger down.

**SexuallyDriven** · 01-10-2005, 06:22 PM

LOL, why keep it down, let it rise.

**wes** · 01-10-2005, 06:26 PM

a few words of advice. either get some. or just let it be. I use to have that problem in like 7th grade. Or. you can think of oprah winfrey or *******. Im sure those would both work.
-wes

**pxxx** · 01-10-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by flashfire

you need reverse viagra...salt peter, thats what they used to give them during WW2

I wonder if they ever thought about doing such a thing.

**Vitasoy** · 01-10-2005, 06:40 PM

Ice cold showers work for me.

**Pete** · 01-10-2005, 06:41 PM

I've actually been sporting some stiff ones a lot lately.

**bluff** · 01-13-2005, 03:04 PM

Thanks for your replies so far, but the problem still hasn't resolved. Shit it sucks.

**TKoProductions** · 01-13-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by bluff

haha I meant how to keep it down

spoon full of potassium nitrate with every meal.

the military/army does it.

**MikeXAMO** · 01-13-2005, 05:21 PM

Duck tape man, 1001 uses.

**cold_ice** · 01-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Whenever you start to get wood push against something. For instance if your at the rear of the car press your leg against the bumper and push against it or a wall or anything really.

**EyesWideShut** · 01-13-2005, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by cold_ice

Whenever you start to get wood push against something. For instance if your at the rear of the car press your leg against the bumper and push against it or a wall or anything really.

I just LOL'd at the thought of somebody actually doing this in my presence

**cold_ice** · 01-13-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by EyesWideShut

I just LOL'd at the thought of somebody actually doing this in my presence

Yeah it seems kind of dumb but it works and I'm sure a guy can do it without annoucing it to the world.

**EyesWideShut** · 01-13-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by cold_ice

Yeah it seems kind of dumb but it works and I'm sure a guy can do it without annoucing it to the world.

dude I totally agree with the concept. I usually don't wear underwear but if I'm going on a date with a HOT chic, I wear 2Xist briefs that suffocate my cock so that it doesn't have any room to get hard and it works! The worst is when I'm on the bus or something and I catch random wood (happens like once a year, but that's enough to embaress the shit out of me) and I always wear a messanger bag so I have to walk out of the bus with the messanger bag pushing my cock down lol damn random wood...

**Mike Okitch** · 01-13-2005, 06:55 PM

**cold_ice** · 01-13-2005, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by EyesWideShut

dude I totally agree with the concept. I usually don't wear underwear but if I'm going on a date with a HOT chic, I wear 2Xist briefs that suffocate my cock so that it doesn't have any room to get hard and it works! The worst is when I'm on the bus or something and I catch random wood (happens like once a year, but that's enough to embaress the shit out of me) and I always wear a messanger bag so I have to walk out of the bus with the messanger bag pushing my cock down lol damn random wood...

There you go while on the bus push on the seat in front of you. Thats some funny shit.

**Wolfy** · 01-13-2005, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

look at *******

that has the opposite effect on me.

**Fucksakes** · 01-13-2005, 07:03 PM

in my younger days i hated when my mom would wakw me for school, and stand there till i got up. i had to yell at her one day, told her to get the hell out i got a fucking hardon, and i cant get out of bed with her standing there.

**bluff** · 01-13-2005, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by EyesWideShut

dude I totally agree with the concept. I usually don't wear underwear but if I'm going on a date with a HOT chic, I wear 2Xist briefs that suffocate my cock so that it doesn't have any room to get hard and it works! The worst is when I'm on the bus or something and I catch random wood (happens like once a year, but that's enough to embaress the shit out of me) and I always wear a messanger bag so I have to walk out of the bus with the messanger bag pushing my cock down lol damn random wood...

the bus thing - that's hourly reality for me. It SUCKS!

I think any stimulus that involves the sympathetic nerve (adrenalin etc) will constrict vessels and thus 'bring it down'. Maybe pushing against something does work...

**bluff** · 01-14-2005, 05:28 PM

-- bump --

**FelixFlow** · 01-14-2005, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

in my younger days i hated when my mom would wakw me for school, and stand there till i got up. i had to yell at her one day, told her to get the hell out i got a fucking hardon, and i cant get out of bed with her standing there.

rofl

**cold_ice** · 01-14-2005, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by bluff

I think any stimulus that involves the sympathetic nerve (adrenalin etc) will constrict vessels and thus 'bring it down'. Maybe pushing against something does work...

No maybe about it!

**flashfire** · 01-15-2005, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by Mike Okitch

think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts

**austinth** · 01-15-2005, 01:26 PM

easy man, just think of Juicy and Ms. Dolly the sheep. that should do the trick. hehe

**EyesWideShut** · 01-15-2005, 09:06 PM

Read this HILARIOUS story about "wood." It had me laughing my ass off and hopefully you find it as amusing as I did.

http://www.prehensile.com/does/springtime.htm

**bluff** · 01-16-2005, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by EyesWideShut

Read this HILARIOUS story about "wood." It had me laughing my ass off and hopefully you find it as amusing as I did.

http://www.prehensile.com/does/springtime.htm

hehe cool

Funny that it's Halcyon again who wrote this ;-)

but... no solution yet!

Good methods of wood control?

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