Originally Posted by StuartD

Evan: "In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France."
Director: "What did he just say? Check the prompter."
Technician: "The prompter's fine."
Director: "Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it."
Evan: "The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I 'lika' do da cha-cha."