>best way to cleanse your system of Marijuana..?

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  • leg4
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 4429

    #1

    >best way to cleanse your system of Marijuana..?

    What is the best way to TRY to cleanse your system?


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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Erm...by not smoking it in the first place

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    • TheMob
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 8584

      #3
      spunky has a point there

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      • Hornydog4cooter
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 2859

        #4
        Format

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        • mrthumbs
          salad tossing sig guy
          • Apr 2002
          • 11702

          #5
          THC is fat soluble, and it gets stored in your fat cells. Cleaning it out of your lipid tissue is very difficult. Many herbal products claim to clean out your system, yet they do nothing to remove THC byproducts from fat cells. A study was done in Germany in 1993 on 50 of the most common herbs used by people trying to pass the test. All 50 herbs failed to cause a negative. Unfortunately, this rumor will not die. Goldenseal (plant) is useless; yet it's the most common thing for people to use. The only way to extract THC from fat cells is to exercise (5.8). Fat cells secrete fat with THC metabolites at a constant rate, regardless of what herbs you consume. You may be able to temporarily clean THC metabolites from your bloodstream, or dilute your fluids to yield a larger urine/THC ratio, but your bloodstream will continue collecting THC metabolites from fat. Your urine will continue collecting THC metabolites from your bloodstream.

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          • mrthumbs
            salad tossing sig guy
            • Apr 2002
            • 11702

            #6
            you are fucked buddy!

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            • Bigwilly
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 1101

              #7
              depends, if you get a hair test your fucked, if its a urine test get a friend to piss for you and put the urine in a zip lock bag in your underwear. Or you can try one of the cleaning agents you put in the piss or the stuff you drink before you piss. I would personally suggest swaping the piss out with clean piss just make sure its around 98 degrees cause some places test the temperature. Or if you have a few weeks just drink a pissload of water juices

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              • Verbal
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 3420

                #8
                How much time do you have?

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                • groark
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1966

                  #9
                  Haha have fun!

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                  • sickkittens
                    I am a meat popsicle.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 25100

                    #10
                    Stop smoking it all together.

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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194

                      #11
                      A relative just this week paid $48 for a can of stuff at the health food store "guaranteed" to work and followed the directions to the letter. This is after spending 4 days "flushing" with lots of liquids. Her test still came up positive. She is super skinny so apparently your body fat content being low makes little difference.
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                      • xlogger
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 9507

                        #12
                        drink water like a creazy mofo..when my friend has to take the test he drinks shit load of water for 2 days! It takes care of the problem.

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                        • SteveF
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 120

                          #13
                          Your best bet is to drink as many liquids as possible and exercise if you're going for a urine analysis. Do not exercise 48 hours within the exam as fat cells will release THC into your blood stream during this time.

                          There's The EXTRA Stuff available which has worked for many friends of mine supposedly.

                          And yeah, we had this discussion with a kick ass professor in one of my classes a few years ago, was pretty interesting information.

                          My advice? Quit smoking.

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                          • pxxx
                            First African GFY Member
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 12114

                            #14
                            Originally posted by spunky
                            Erm...by not smoking it in the first place
                            Took the words right out of my mouth spunky.

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                            • WarChild
                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 17263

                              #15
                              Originally posted by xlogger
                              drink water like a creazy mofo..when my friend has to take the test he drinks shit load of water for 2 days! It takes care of the problem.
                              Labs can measure the water content of your unrine and reject the sample.
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                              • mardigras
                                Bon temps!
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 14194

                                #16
                                Originally posted by xlogger
                                drink water like a creazy mofo..when my friend has to take the test he drinks shit load of water for 2 days! It takes care of the problem.
                                Read my post above. The person nearly killed herself with water, tea and juice for 4 days.

                                There is NO "guaranteed" way to cleanse your system. Everybody's metabolism is different and what may work for one person isn't necessarily going to work for another.
                                Last edited by mardigras; 01-06-2005, 09:31 PM.
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                                • brizzad
                                  holla
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 11769

                                  #17
                                  fuck the laws

                                  me and my kin folks smoke blunts up in court

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