Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities.....Holy shit is this funny

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  • xxxmaster
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 1155
    #1

    Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities.....Holy shit is this funny

    1. Drink molasses 'til you heave

    2. Wet bonnet contest

    3. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

    4. Buttermilk kegger

    5. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really rad Clydesdale

    6. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"

    7. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers

    8. Sleep 'til 6 AM

    9. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite rear

    10. Churn butter naked
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    • xclusive
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Apr 2004
      • 35218
      #2
      lol thats great

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        • DEA - banned for life
          V.I.P.
          • Nov 2004
          • 7886
          #3
          Originally posted by xclusive
          lol thats great
          Funny stuff indead ..

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            • fl_prn_str
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
              • 5736
              #4
              Dude.....you?ve just made it to #1 on Amish most wanted.....I wouldn?t go thorough Pennsylvania Dutch country if I were you......

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                • Herb Kornfield
                  Is on the 1
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 4996
                  #5
                  There are quite a few Amish folks out this way where I live. Lancaster PA - Amish World Headquaters is only a few miles out..

                  They have the ugliest women you have ever seen in all your life, but, throw one hell of a party that makes Internext look like a retirement home bingo party.

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                    • xxxmaster
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1155
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fl_prn_str
                      Dude.....you?ve just made it to #1 on Amish most wanted.....I wouldn?t go thorough Pennsylvania Dutch country if I were you......
                      ah ha ha ha, i live near some of them now, how do you think i got all this info on them? lol

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                        • nick3131
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 1193
                          #7
                          Someone should make an Omish niche
                          Signed nick3131

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                            • xxxmaster
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1155
                              #8
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                                • nofx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 16826
                                  #9
                                  FUCK THE AMISH, THOSE LITTLE SMELLY BASTARDS!!

                                  i can say whatever the fuck I want about Amish people because they will never see it on the internet ;]

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                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
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                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                    • BRISK
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 12240
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by xxxmaster
                                      Sleep 'til 6 AM
                                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                        • jt420
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 2479
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by nick3131
                                          Someone should make an Omish niche
                                          the wet bonnet had me thinking that too lol.
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                                            • asuna
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2002
                                              • 8743
                                              #12
                                              8. Sleep 'til 6 AM


                                              lmao

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                                                • fusionx
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 4618
                                                  #13
                                                  I've got tears in my eyes!
                                                  lol

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                                                    • tony299
                                                      lurker
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 57021
                                                      #14
                                                      that is very funny lol

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                                                        • xxxmaster
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 1155
                                                          #15
                                                          ......bump

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                                                            • sickkittens
                                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 25100
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by nick3131
                                                              Someone should make an Omish niche
                                                              You can't. They go to hell or something if a camera is within 10 miles of them.

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                                                                • pxxx
                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 12114
                                                                  #17
                                                                  lmao. Pretty hilarious stuff there. lol

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                                                                    • LittleMack
                                                                      www.pornkings.com
                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 4645
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I used to live in PA, those are some hard working, devoted people and they can cook a meal to die for....cheers for the buggy folks!!!
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