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  • StuartD
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    • Jul 2002
    • 29903
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    OMFG can a pregnant woman fart!! YUCK!!

    Anyone got a gas mask they can spare? I swear, she lets one go and I just about die. And I've grown up with some stinky uncles and grandfathers, that stuff is funny... but my girl rips one and I just about die!!

    Damn pregnancy will be the death of me!!
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    • budz
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      • Sep 2003
      • 4230
      #2
      lol, my gf has about 3 weeks left till she pops,.. literally.


      I haven't noticed any gas, thankfully.. she does use the bathroom quite frequently tho..
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        • sean416
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          • Feb 2004
          • 3633
          #3
          yikes, that doesnt sound sexy. does she just let it rip without a warning?

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            • StuartD
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              • Jul 2002
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              #4
              Originally posted by sean416
              yikes, that doesnt sound sexy. does she just let it rip without a warning?
              Oh yeah, fully... we'll just be sitting there and poof... no warning. Like budz said, she hits the washroom every 10 mins or so, she gets the urge and that's it, she's gotta go.
              Same with the farts (toots as she calls them)... once it's time, it just goes. And once that happens, you'll find me bolting out the door
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                • TurboAngel
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                  • Jun 2003
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                  #5
                  Awww......I feel for ya, whens the babby do?


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                    • NickPapageorgio
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 8323
                      #6
                      Has she started puking yet? That's the fun part. Through both my wifes pregnancies, we couldn't drive more than 10 miles before I had to pull over so she could puke out the door. She was a trooper though. A week of that shit and I would have been ready to find a wire coathanger...

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                        • mardigras
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                          • Feb 2003
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                          #7
                          Of course pregnant women fart. Women eat things when they are pregnant that they would never even consider at any other time
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                            • NickPapageorgio
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                              • Apr 2004
                              • 8323
                              #8
                              Originally posted by mardigras
                              Of course pregnant women fart. Women eat things when they are pregnant that they would never even consider at any other time
                              lol...my wife's food requests weren't really strange when I think back. She devoured Fudgesicles by the case. I had to keep atleast 3 boxes in the house at all times lol.

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                                • StuartD
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 29903
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                  Awww......I feel for ya, whens the babby do?


                                  She's not do until July, maybe early August... so we still have a while to go yet... should be fun.

                                  Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                  Has she started puking yet? That's the fun part. Through both my wifes pregnancies, we couldn't drive more than 10 miles before I had to pull over so she could puke out the door. She was a trooper though. A week of that shit and I would have been ready to find a wire coathanger...
                                  She hasn't been full on projectiling or anything, but she tends to throw up a little bit in her mouth at least 10 times a day, probably more. And yeah, I agree... even at that point I'd be drinking drano... I can't imagine it being even worse, which I'm sure it'll get later.
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                                    • StuartD
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 29903
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                      Of course pregnant women fart. Women eat things when they are pregnant that they would never even consider at any other time
                                      Just before bed one night, she turns to me with a huge smile on her face and goes "honey!! Can you go to the store for me?" and I'm like "uhmm.... depends, what for?" and she says "I have the hugest craving for some jalapeno chips!" and I'm like "hell no!!"

                                      Damn... she has a bottle of rollaids in her purse as it is to deal with the heartburn and stuff and her farts kill plant life as it is, there's no way I'm feeding her jalapeno chips before bed!
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                                        • Paul Waters
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 4402
                                          #11
                                          Maybe enemas would help?


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                                            • nico-t
                                              emperor of my world
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 29901
                                              #12
                                              man thats really dirty....
                                              a view in your future:
                                              When the baby is born and you get married (or already are), her life mission is completed. So she's gonna get fat, saying 'its all the fault of the pregnancy'.
                                              Then she continues, with her not being pregnant, to fart and she's starting to burp too.
                                              She's doing this cuz all this time she needed to be slim and pretty to get a guy, and once theyve married and got a kid they think 'well i dont care anymore' and grow into a huge ass piece of human being thats dirty as hell... and you fell for this ancient set up!
                                              lmao

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                                                • StuartD
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 29903
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                                  man thats really dirty....
                                                  a view in your future:
                                                  When the baby is born and you get married (or already are), her life mission is completed. So she's gonna get fat, saying 'its all the fault of the pregnancy'.
                                                  Then she continues, with her not being pregnant, to fart and she's starting to burp too.
                                                  She's doing this cuz all this time she needed to be slim and pretty to get a guy, and once theyve married and got a kid they think 'well i dont care anymore' and grow into a huge ass piece of human being thats dirty as hell... and you fell for this ancient set up!
                                                  lmao
                                                  yeah, I knew that well ahead of time... oh well, no biggy. I've had relationships with women bigger than her. Size matters not to me really... and I know what you're thinking "if he's saying this, she's already huge." but no, she's actually got (err... had) quite the little body on her. But if she does get bigger, it won't make any difference to me.

                                                  That being said, I don't want her to balloon WAY beyond what she is now, and totally let go. But if she ended up like most skinny women who get pregnant and end up bigger (I'm not saying all do)... I won't mind.
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                                                    • LadyMischief
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                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 18135
                                                      #14
                                                      all pregnant women get tons of gas... it's a combination of things getting stirred up in there and hormones. Have her take some activated charcoal pills.. They do nothing to hurt the baby, have no medicinal ingredients, and they get rid of the gas like nobody's business

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                                                        • SomeCreep
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                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                          Anyone got a gas mask they can spare? I swear, she lets one go and I just about die. And I've grown up with some stinky uncles and grandfathers, that stuff is funny... but my girl rips one and I just about die!!

                                                          Damn pregnancy will be the death of me!!
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                                                            • Scott McD
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                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                                              all pregnant women get tons of gas...
                                                              Another reason i won't be getting my gf pregnant...


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                                                                • sean416
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 3633
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                  Oh yeah, fully... we'll just be sitting there and poof... no warning. Like budz said, she hits the washroom every 10 mins or so, she gets the urge and that's it, she's gotta go.
                                                                  Same with the farts (toots as she calls them)... once it's time, it just goes. And once that happens, you'll find me bolting out the door
                                                                  Me and my sister (who was 8 months pregnant at the time) drove from winnipeg to toronto (28 hour drive). It was HELL.. and not for me, for her. Sitting all the time, having to stop to use the washroom, etc etc. But not once did she let a fart rip that I can remember... LOL

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                                                                    • PlugRush Sascha
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                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 2772
                                                                      #18
                                                                      That farting shit is pretty disgusting. Remind me to adopt children when I'm ready for them. There's no way I'm hanging out with a farting chick for 9 months as she gets fatter and fatter.
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                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          good idea ladymischief!
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                                                                            • MattO
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              All the gas is worth putting up with when the baby arrives

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                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  lol that sounds nasty. That bad eh?


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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      NASTY !! ass gass from anyone is disgusting ...let alone a pregnant woman who spews all sorts of strange fuilds and gasses from her holes..YUCK

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                                                                                        • StuartD
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                          lol that sounds nasty. That bad eh?
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                                                                                            • nico-t
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                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 29901
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by ktj4l
                                                                                              That farting shit is pretty disgusting. Remind me to adopt children when I'm ready for them. There's no way I'm hanging out with a farting chick for 9 months as she gets fatter and fatter.

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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  THank god my wife didn't have the problem with either of my kids

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                                                                                                    • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      If you think the gas is bad... wait till you have to change the babies diaper. ;)
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                                                                                                        • sickkittens
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                                                                                                          It just means she has to take a shit real soon.

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                                                                                                            • Veterans Day
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                                                                                                              my wife was 5'6" 120 before the baby and 5 months later after the baby she is 130, no toots or vomiting during pregnancy
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                                                                                                                • iwantchixx
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  my gf had some wickedly nasty farts during her pregnancy. and nasty nasty nasty heartburn. She always carried a bottle of tums. she'd go through a bottle every two weeks

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                                                                                                                    • TheSenator
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      sometimes they can't control their farts.....

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                                                                                                                        • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MattO
                                                                                                                          All the gas is worth putting up with when the baby arrives

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                                                                                                                            • Manowar
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              try this:

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                                                                                                                                • Chris
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  my girls due date is tommrow and she has not really had any gass tell the last two weeks
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                                                                                                                                    • Head
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I'll still trying to make babys.

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                                                                                                                                        • Chris
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                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                                                                                          news years eve day we where in labor and delivery all day and they had the heart beat monitor and contration monitor hooked up to her tummy and you could hear every last sound that went thru her bowls
                                                                                                                                          talk about embarassing ... having your whole family in a room where the machines are making the sounds of your gass
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                                                                                                                                              It was the mood swings that did me in.

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                                                                                                                                                • Kassidy
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                                                                                                                                                  Being pregnant sux...just be glad it isn't you that has to go through it.


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                                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MattO
                                                                                                                                                      All the gas is worth putting up with when the baby arrives
                                                                                                                                                      But then the baby has gas...


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                                                                                                                                                        • robfantasy
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                                                                                                                                                            • Wiggles
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                                                                                                                                                              i was lucky and never experienced the extreme flatulence that goes with pregnancy.
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                                                                                                                                                                • SL|M!
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                                                                                                                                                                  I love preggos and I'm pretty sure she didnt fart during the photoshoot!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Entropy
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                                                                                                                                                                      Damn dude, did she fart in your face? I feel for you.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Damn, thats just not right.

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