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  • David!
    By the wrath of Agamemnon
    • Apr 2004
    • 6501

    #1

    Warning if you use a laptop on your lap!

    Laptop can cook your fertility

    -- Bloomberg News
    Posted January 3 2005

    Men and teenage boys who use laptop computers may be damaging their fertility, an American college study indicates.

    The combination of the heat generated by the computer and the posture needed to balance the machine on the lap increases the temperature around a man's scrotum, according to researchers at the State University of New York at Stony Brook.

    The study found that sitting with thighs together while balancing a laptop causes temperatures in the scrotum to rise by as much as 2.8 degrees Celsius (5 degrees Fahrenheit), compared with an increase of 2.1 degrees Celsius when sitting with legs together without a computer. The research was published in the December issue of Reproduction Journal.

    During the study, the median temperature of the computers used increased to 40 degrees Celsius after one hour, from a starting temperature of almost 31 degrees Celsius. It took only 15 minutes for the temperature in the area around the scrotum to rise by 1 degree, an amount sufficient to affect testicular function, said lead researcher Yefim Sheynkin, director of male infertility and microsurgery at the university, in a statement on the journal's Web site.
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  • psili
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 5526

    #2
    You're probably double-fucked if you wear tightie-whities and use a laptop on your lap then.
    Your post count means nothing.

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      what if i put my balls in the microwave

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      • psili
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2003
        • 5526

        #4
        Originally posted by Manowar
        what if i put my balls in the microwave
        How do you get the door shut ?
        Your post count means nothing.

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5
          Originally posted by psili
          How do you get the door shut ?
          microwaves have doors ?

          and i wondered what all these lumps on my skull were

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          • Spudman
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 3198

            #6
            Originally posted by Manowar
            microwaves have doors ?

            and i wondered what all these lumps on my skull were
            Take it Easy !!!

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            • Jon2
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2001
              • 2875

              #7
              I like the laptop in my lap...It makes me nice and toasty...

              I like my balls warm

              Thanks for the warning but I will continue to cook my balls with my laptop

              Jon

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              • DEA - banned for life
                V.I.P.
                • Nov 2004
                • 7886

                #8
                i been using a laptop for atleast 6 hours a day for over 4 years ....now when i turn out the lites at nite my balls glow....a small price to pay for success in the online adult industry

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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  I never use my laptop on my lap....
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • xclusive
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 35218

                    #10
                    old story this has been know for awhile

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                    • I Like Chocolate
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 821

                      #11
                      its harmless unless you are doing it every day. But why is it called a lap-top then?

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                      • TheMob
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 8584

                        #12
                        someone makes a chillpack you can put on your lap when using your laptop, the inventor was in xfiles

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                        • crockett
                          in a van by the river
                          • May 2003
                          • 76818

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SexualRB
                          its harmless unless you are doing it every day. But why is it called a lap-top then?

                          lol I bet the computer companies will re-name them portable computers to keep from getting sued.
                          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                          • DutchTeenCash
                            I like Dutch Girls
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 21684

                            #14
                            posted that a month ago

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                            • TheMob
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 8584

                              #15
                              hehe, good point there crockett

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                              • jeffrey
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1864

                                #16
                                cheap birth control
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                                • ytcracker
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 12403

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jeffrey
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                                  • Evil1
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 3893

                                    #18
                                    good I was looking for a cheap way to neuter myself before i do any more damage anyway.. this will work.

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                                    • MandyBlake
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                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 17761

                                      #19
                                      luckily i'm a chick so i dont' have to worry!
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