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  • Fizzgig
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    • Feb 2004
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    #2101
    GREGORY
    The heads of the maids?
    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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    • Fizzgig
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      • Feb 2004
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      #2102
      SAMPSON
      Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
      take it in what sense thou wilt.
      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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      • Fizzgig
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        #2103
        GREGORY
        They must take it in sense that feel it.
        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #2104
          This thread exploded.

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          • Fizzgig
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            • Feb 2004
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            #2105
            (Is anyone picking up the heavy sexual undertones in this play so far? Shakespeare was being pretty suggestive here.)
            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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            • Fizzgig
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              #2106
              SAMPSON
              Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and
              'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.
              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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              • Fizzgig
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                #2107
                GREGORY
                'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou
                hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes
                two of the house of the Montagues.
                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                • Fizzgig
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                  #2108
                  SAMPSON
                  My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.
                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                  • Fizzgig
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                    #2109
                    GREGORY
                    How! turn thy back and run?
                    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                    • Fizzgig
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                      #2110
                      SAMPSON
                      Fear me not.
                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                      • Fizzgig
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                        #2111
                        GREGORY
                        No, marry; I fear thee!
                        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                        • Fizzgig
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                          #2112
                          SAMPSON
                          Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.
                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                          • Fizzgig
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                            #2113
                            GREGORY
                            I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as
                            they list.
                            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                            • Fizzgig
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                              #2114
                              SAMPSON
                              Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
                              which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

                              Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR
                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                              • Fizzgig
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                                #2115
                                ABRAHAM
                                Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                • Fizzgig
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                                  #2116
                                  SAMPSON
                                  I do bite my thumb, sir.
                                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                  • Fizzgig
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                                    #2117
                                    ABRAHAM (again)
                                    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
                                    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                    • Fizzgig
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                                      #2118
                                      SAMPSON
                                      [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
                                      ay?
                                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                      • Fizzgig
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                                        #2119
                                        GREGORY
                                        No.
                                        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                        • Fizzgig
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                                          #2120
                                          SAMPSON
                                          No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
                                          bite my thumb, sir.
                                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                          • Fizzgig
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                                            #2121
                                            GREGORY
                                            Do you quarrel, sir?
                                            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                            • Fizzgig
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                                              #2122
                                              ABRAHAM
                                              Quarrel sir! no, sir
                                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                              • Fizzgig
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                                                #2123
                                                SAMPSON
                                                If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
                                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                • FrankHolland
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                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 7241

                                                  #2124
                                                  NastyDollars

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                                                  • FrankHolland
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 7241

                                                    #2125
                                                    NastyDollars

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                                                    • FrankHolland
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 7241

                                                      #2126
                                                      NastyDollars

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                                                      • coolfuck
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                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 2440

                                                        #2127
                                                        lets whore!
                                                        WANT TO PLACE YOUR TEXT/BANNER HERE?
                                                        MSG ME:ICQ Number :43-420-088

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                                                        • FrankHolland
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                                                          • 7241

                                                          #2128
                                                          NastyDollars

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                                                          • Fizzgig
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                                                            #2129
                                                            ABRAHAM
                                                            No better.
                                                            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                            • Fizzgig
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                                                              #2130
                                                              SAMPSON
                                                              Well, sir.
                                                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                              • Fizzgig
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                                                                #2131
                                                                GREGORY
                                                                Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
                                                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                • Fizzgig
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                                                                  #2132
                                                                  SAMPSON
                                                                  Yes, better, sir.
                                                                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                  • Fizzgig
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                                                                    #2133
                                                                    ABRAHAM
                                                                    You lie.
                                                                    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                    • Fizzgig
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                                                                      #2134
                                                                      SAMPSON
                                                                      Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.

                                                                      They fight
                                                                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                      • Fizzgig
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                                                                        #2135
                                                                        Enter BENVOLIO


                                                                        BENVOLIO
                                                                        Part, fools!
                                                                        Put up your swords; you know not what you do.

                                                                        Beats down their swords


                                                                        Enter TYBALT
                                                                        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                        • Fizzgig
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                                                                          #2136
                                                                          TYBALT
                                                                          What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
                                                                          Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.
                                                                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                          • Fizzgig
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                                                                            #2137
                                                                            BENVOLIO
                                                                            I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword,
                                                                            Or manage it to part these men with me.
                                                                            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                            • Fizzgig
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                                                                              #2138
                                                                              TYBALT
                                                                              What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
                                                                              As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:
                                                                              Have at thee, coward!

                                                                              They fight

                                                                              Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs
                                                                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                              • Manowar
                                                                                jellyfish  
                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                • 71528

                                                                                #2139
                                                                                Originally posted by coolfuck
                                                                                lets whore!
                                                                                everyone already is!

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                                                                                • Fizzgig
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                                                                                  #2140
                                                                                  First Citizen
                                                                                  Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!
                                                                                  Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!

                                                                                  Enter CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET
                                                                                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                  • Fizzgig
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                                                                                    #2141
                                                                                    CAPULET
                                                                                    What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!
                                                                                    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                    • Fizzgig
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                                                                                      #2142
                                                                                      LADY CAPULET
                                                                                      A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?
                                                                                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                      • Fizzgig
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                                                                                        #2143
                                                                                        CAPULET
                                                                                        My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
                                                                                        And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

                                                                                        Enter MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE
                                                                                        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                        • Fizzgig
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                                                                                          #2144
                                                                                          MONTAGUE
                                                                                          Thou villain Capulet,--Hold me not, let me go.
                                                                                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                          • Fizzgig
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                                                                                            #2145
                                                                                            LADY MONTAGUE
                                                                                            Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe.

                                                                                            Enter PRINCE, with Attendants
                                                                                            ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                            • Fizzgig
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                                                                                              #2146
                                                                                              PRINCE
                                                                                              Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
                                                                                              Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,--
                                                                                              Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts,
                                                                                              That quench the fire of your pernicious rage
                                                                                              With purple fountains issuing from your veins,
                                                                                              On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
                                                                                              Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground,
                                                                                              And hear the sentence of your moved prince.
                                                                                              Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,
                                                                                              By thee, old Capulet, and Montague,
                                                                                              Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,
                                                                                              And made Verona's ancient citizens
                                                                                              Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments,
                                                                                              To wield old partisans, in hands as old,
                                                                                              Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate:
                                                                                              If ever you disturb our streets again,
                                                                                              Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
                                                                                              For this time, all the rest depart away:
                                                                                              You Capulet; shall go along with me:
                                                                                              And, Montague, come you this afternoon,
                                                                                              To know our further pleasure in this case,
                                                                                              To old Free-town, our common judgment-place.
                                                                                              Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.

                                                                                              Exeunt all but MONTAGUE, LADY MONTAGUE, and BENVOLI
                                                                                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                              • Fizzgig
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                                                                                                #2147
                                                                                                MONTAGUE
                                                                                                Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach?
                                                                                                Speak, nephew, were you by when it began?
                                                                                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                                • Fizzgig
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                                                                                                  #2148
                                                                                                  BENVOLIO
                                                                                                  Here were the servants of your adversary,
                                                                                                  And yours, close fighting ere I did approach:
                                                                                                  I drew to part them: in the instant came
                                                                                                  The fiery Tybalt, with his sword prepared,
                                                                                                  Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears,
                                                                                                  He swung about his head and cut the winds,
                                                                                                  Who nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn:
                                                                                                  While we were interchanging thrusts and blows,
                                                                                                  Came more and more and fought on part and part,
                                                                                                  Till the prince came, who parted either part.
                                                                                                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                                  • Fizzgig
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                                                                                                    #2149
                                                                                                    LADY MONTAGUE
                                                                                                    O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?
                                                                                                    Right glad I am he was not at this fray.
                                                                                                    ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                                    • Fizzgig
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                                                                                                      #2150
                                                                                                      BENVOLIO
                                                                                                      Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun
                                                                                                      Peer'd forth the golden window of the east,
                                                                                                      A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad;
                                                                                                      Where, underneath the grove of sycamore
                                                                                                      That westward rooteth from the city's side,
                                                                                                      So early walking did I see your son:
                                                                                                      Towards him I made, but he was ware of me
                                                                                                      And stole into the covert of the wood:
                                                                                                      I, measuring his affections by my own,
                                                                                                      That most are busied when they're most alone,
                                                                                                      Pursued my humour not pursuing his,
                                                                                                      And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me.
                                                                                                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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