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  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
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    #1

    This is a HIGH MAINTANCE chick.......PIC




    Perfect First Date

    Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!)
  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
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    #2
    chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date

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    • pornguy
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      #3
      I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.
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      • Juicy D. Links
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        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by pornguy
        I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

        she has nice eyebrows

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        • uno
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          #5
          She has that psycho look to her.
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          • Pornwolf
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            • Jan 2002
            • 22712

            #6
            That guido chick better be happy with the Alfredo she gets from Le' 24 Hour Diner after Le' Club before I take her to Chez Pornwolf and fuck her silly.
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            • - Jesus Christ -
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              • Mar 2003
              • 7197

              #7
              I'm suing the bitch for blinding me with her bleached out caps.

              Amen

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              • escorpio
                doesn't fuck around.
                • Oct 2002
                • 23486

                #8
                Sent my Bitch Alarm straight into the red zone.
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                • Rictor
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 12208

                  #9
                  Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

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                  • Kevsh
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 8619

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pornguy
                    I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.
                    at least if she get's some poutine stuck in her teeth, you'll know it

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                    • wyldblyss
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 5779

                      #11
                      Someone should ask her what she expects from a "real" first date instead of her fantasy.

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                      • Sosa
                        In Tushy Land
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 40149

                        #12
                        what a bitch

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                        • Screaming
                          I can change this!!!!!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18972

                          #13
                          i dont know dude i dont think she is that great, i mean she is pretty but if were talking fantasy here lets kick it up a knotch

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                          • UniversalPass Pete
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                            • Dec 2004
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                            #14
                            Looks like she flosses


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                            • 2HousePlague
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date

                              No joke, this shit happens.

                              Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

                              I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!


                              j-
                              tada!

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                              • BradM
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                                • Dec 2003
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                                #16
                                That's a man, baby.

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                                • wdsguy
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 19568

                                  #17
                                  she has really white teeth

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                                  • venus
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                                    • Jan 2003
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                                    #18
                                    what kind of horse do you have pornguy ?

                                    Originally posted by pornguy
                                    I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.
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                                    • WebTitan
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                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
                                      not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL

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                                      • VeriSexy
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                                        #20
                                        She is cute
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                                        • jonesy
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                                          • Jan 2003
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                                          #21
                                          high mainterence by her own accord but in the real world she aint even in the ballpark looks wise to be high maintenence
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                                          • Vitasoy
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                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #22
                                            Her teeth is wayyy too white :D over did it :P


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                                            • emthree
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 10816

                                              #23
                                              She must have alot of shit done on her body, that smile is too fake

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                                              • Shoehorn!
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 22872

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Rictor
                                                Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.
                                                Very true.

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                                                • FelixFlow
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                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 2779

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                                  No joke, this shit happens.

                                                  Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

                                                  I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!


                                                  j-

                                                  haha, that'll teach her !


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                                                  • TheMob
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                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 8584

                                                    #26
                                                    ah, she's a first class hook

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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WebTitan
                                                      not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL

                                                      hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth

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                                                      • kmanrox
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                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 29295

                                                        #28
                                                        that's a tranny
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                                                        • xclusive
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                                                          #29
                                                          She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

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                                                          • psili
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by xclusive
                                                            She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...
                                                            Her mouth belongs on a fishing hook.
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                                                            • Manowar
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 71528

                                                              #31
                                                              take her to burger king and show her the casino. that'll do.

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                                                              • FrankHolland
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                                                                • Nov 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                tranny
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                                                                • Odie
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

                                                                  she has high standards...what's wrong with that???

                                                                  altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4...
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                                                                  • Monique Niccole
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                                                                    • Nov 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Odie
                                                                      her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

                                                                      she has high standards...what's wrong with that???

                                                                      altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4...

                                                                      I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this.

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                                                                      • hova
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I bet she does anal
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                                                                        • Fizzgig
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                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 9649

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links



                                                                          Perfect First Date

                                                                          Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!) But I'll settle for a cheap burger and a hard fucking.

                                                                          Now isn't that better?
                                                                          ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                          • PersianKitty
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                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 7785

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

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                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by hova
                                                                              I bet she does anal

                                                                              you think she swallows?

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                                                                              • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Apr 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.
                                                                                hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land

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                                                                                • PersianKitty
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                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 7785

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land

                                                                                  haha.. I just checked...

                                                                                  http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

                                                                                  Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

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                                                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 122992

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                    haha.. I just checked...

                                                                                    http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

                                                                                    Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.

                                                                                    hehe this chick then is in lala land . Ill send her a message later today saying dinner on top of Eiffel tower is fine lolll see if the airhead responds

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                                                                                    • uno
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                                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                      I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.
                                                                                      Yep. Thats how I remember it.
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                                                                                      • uno
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                        haha.. I just checked...

                                                                                        http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/

                                                                                        Restaurants are on the first floor at 95 meters and the second floor at 125 meters. The top of the Eiffel tower is 276 meters...no restaurant up there.
                                                                                        I might have some pics around here somewhere of them.
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                                                                                        • Platinumpimp
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                          I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.
                                                                                          I design logo's.

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                                                                                          • Greg Jacobson
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                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                            • 812

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Oh, and she forgot to add she is ready for that special nice Jewish boy who will marry her within 2 months of meeting her.

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                                                                                            • Odie
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                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 7040

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this.

                                                                                              she is def in lala land with her statement but she IS on a dating site..lol..how could u take her seriously???

                                                                                              there are men out there who would fly a girl out on a date...my b/f flies me out to see him. We live in diff countries..anyways, that's not the point.

                                                                                              Dinner at the top of the Eiffel would be hard to do but if he brought a picnic basket it would be doable.. Use your imagination...
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                                                                                              • NickPapageorgio
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Afrekete
                                                                                                She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.
                                                                                                You can see that in the eyes too eh? lmao...I was thinking the same thing basically. She will be telling you she hates you and then calling you @ 3am just to hear your voice. Stalking you at the store. Cutting up pictures of you and then gluing them back together...

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                                                                                                • Bugbee
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                  hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth

                                                                                                  just watch out for those teeth brother
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                                                                                                  • TheFrog
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                    you think she swallows?
                                                                                                    for a trip to france she better do

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