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  • BuggyG
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4179
    #1

    definition of ugly

    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
    The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
    The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
    Why? Do you think they look alike?"
    "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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    • Downtime
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 7320
      #2
      lmao

      when i started readin the joke it sounded like it was gonna be stupid but it was a good one
      #27024067

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        • xNetworx
          So Fucking What
          • Jan 2004
          • 14445
          #3
          Not bad not bad

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            • Canibal-7
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2006
              • 241
              #4
              Pretty good.

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                • Teodora
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 471
                  #5
                  hilarious!

                  this is very funny!!!!

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                    • Violetta
                      Affiliate
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 28735
                      #6
                      haha... that's a bad one!
                      M&A Queen

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                        • Zuss
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1187
                          #7
                          I was expecting pics
                          I like cookies.

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                            • G-Rotica
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 4258
                              #8

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                                • Funbrunette
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 4834
                                  #9
                                  Mouahahahhahahahahah!
                                  Stephanie (Funbrunette)
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                                    • Syl
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 1953
                                      #10
                                      How mean. LOL.
                                      Syl
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                                        • PixeLs
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 11922
                                          #11
                                          Oh my, that's just so rude..

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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271
                                              #12
                                              it's funny but mean at the same time.

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                                                • nico-t
                                                  emperor of my world
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 29901
                                                  #13
                                                  hahaha nice

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                                                    • nofx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 16826
                                                      #14
                                                      hahah nice

                                                      i'll tell that to the next fugly milf i see

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