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BuggyG · 02-22-2006, 08:44 AM

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

02-22-2006, 08:44 AM
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	definition of ugly An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!