Just saw "Open Water": complete trash

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  • DomBuyer
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 2595
    #1

    Just saw "Open Water": complete trash

    One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early).

    Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews.

    Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

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    • nofx
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      • Nov 2002
      • 16826
      #2
      it didnt look too interesting, i dont plan on ever seeing it.

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        • Greg Jacobson
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          • Nov 2004
          • 812
          #3
          There are pornos with higher production values than that shitty movie.

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            • DomBuyer
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              • Sep 2002
              • 2595
              #4
              Originally posted by Greg Jacobson
              There are pornos with higher production values than that shitty movie.
              So true
              :food-smil

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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47880
                  #5
                  yea, the story line is kinda weak...
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                    • uno
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 18450
                      #6
                      I think I'll give it a watch anyway. I've heard really mixed opinions.
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                        • Twe Russ
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 3493
                          #7
                          agreed, nothing special.

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                            • More Booze
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5116
                              #8
                              I watched it a couple of weeks ago. The actors looked like pornactors...

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                                • Wiggles
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                                  • May 2004
                                  • 14423
                                  #9
                                  saw preview and it looked retarded, don't plan on seeing it.
                                  no sig

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                                    • Serious-Partner
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 2585
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by woj
                                      yea, the story line is kinda weak...
                                      i agree with you completely

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                                        • etech
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 1148
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                          One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early).

                                          Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews.

                                          Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

                                          It was kinda boring, until the last 30 minutes.

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                                            • DomBuyer
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 2595
                                              #12
                                              One reviewer summed it up perfectly:

                                              "I just wanted the sharks to eat them already and put me out of my misery"

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                                                • DarkJedi
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 28301
                                                  #13
                                                  Most boring POS ever.

                                                  Don't even bother renting it.

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                                                    • Stasia
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                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 497
                                                      #14
                                                      I just rented it too from block busters! Man, now I am not too excited about seeing it, it is suppose to be based on a true story....

                                                      oh well another one to take back without seeing it

                                                      wondering if it was worse than Alexander

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                                                        • TheMob
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 8584
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DomBuyer
                                                          One of the worst films I've ever seen, so bad I laughed out loud and woke my girlfriend up (she was smart, passed out early).

                                                          Roger Ebert, normally sensible, must have been on crack when he reviewed it, as he liked the film and gave it two thumbs up. There were lots of other glowing reviews.

                                                          Should have known when the guy at the video store look at me nervously and said "Um, people either like it or hate it."

                                                          I heard it sucked too

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                                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 19969
                                                              #16
                                                              I felt it was overhyped, but it wasn't too bad
                                                              it had more impact in a theater than on DVD, IMHO.
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                                                                • dig420
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 9240
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I thought it was pretty good, saw it in a Vegas hotel room.

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                                                                    • axelcat
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 25450
                                                                      #18
                                                                      thanks for the heads up now I wont rent it

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                                                                        • sickkittens
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 25100
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I've yet to hear one person who actually liked it.

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                                                                            • brand0n
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                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                              • 26983
                                                                              #20
                                                                              fuck, i was going to rent that shit
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                                                                                • vending_machine
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 1070
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Well, I will be a loner in this thread it looks like, I thought it was a great movie. Take it for what it is, a very low budget movie based on a true story.

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                                                                                    • Alexander D Great
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                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 330
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i saw it too
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                                                                                        • cashman
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 898
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          That's what I tought

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                                                                                            • Deepai
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                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 1583
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I liked it. I don't know how you guys think the production value was gonna be high, it was a totally indy movie, shot, directed, and edited by one guy. I agree that the acting was pretty shady, but for the most part it was enjoyable.
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                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  tss... i'm planning to watch that but look like it suck!

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