If you masterbate or use lubricant this thread is for you.

**wdsguy** · 12-27-2004, 12:01 PM

This thread needs some sweet pics of u

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-27-2004, 12:02 PM

Extra Virgin olive oil is the best

**ytcracker** · 12-27-2004, 12:02 PM

if im jerkin i do it raw

**punker barbie** · 12-27-2004, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by wdsguy

This thread needs some sweet pics of u

hahahaha i'll post some in a few

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 12-27-2004, 12:04 PM

hmm...never heard of that one before....i'm curious now too

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:05 PM

How can you use lotion or whatever. You can't get a good grip on your dick when it's all slick.

**tony286** · 12-27-2004, 12:06 PM

i was always a johnsons baby lotion man myself

**punker barbie** · 12-27-2004, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe

i'm curious now

EXACTLY he states is the perfect texture, smells and tastes GREAT!!!

It just got me thinking but i wanted to get some more opinions on this before i go to my kitchen and grab the olive oil LOL

**chase** · 12-27-2004, 12:09 PM

does it degrade silicone or latex though, is the question...

**uno** · 12-27-2004, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie

EXACTLY he states is the perfect texture, smells and tastes GREAT!!!

It just got me thinking but i wanted to get some more opinions on this before i go to my kitchen and grab the olive oil LOL

Tastes?

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie

i wanted to get some more opinions on this before i go to my kitchen and grab the olive oil LOL

Remind me not to eat at your house.

**2HousePlague** · 12-27-2004, 12:12 PM

Neutrogena makes a nice sesame-based oil that has all the "foody" yumminess of olive oil, but cleans up easier and smells (i think) better.

j-

DX · 12-27-2004, 12:13 PM

350 B.C.

First mention of olive oil as a sexual accessory. Originally it was touted for contraception, but couples have used vegetable oils as lubricants ever since.

**tony286** · 12-27-2004, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks

Extra Virgin olive oil is the best

and a few nice crisp vegatables alittle vinegar and after you get off u have nice salad lol thats how creamy italian started

**chase** · 12-27-2004, 12:15 PM

I'd eat at her house anyday...Punker Barbie and some olive oil sounds like a great meal

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by tony404

and a few nice crisp vegatables alittle vinegar and after you get off u have nice salad lol thats how creamy italian started

Don't forget to toss it.

**kmanrox** · 12-27-2004, 12:15 PM

nothing can compare with Astroglide... trust me, i've tried everything from baby oil, crisco, even grape jelly...

**swedguy** · 12-27-2004, 12:16 PM

I only clicked this thread because masturbate, lube and punker barbie was mentioned

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by chase

I'd eat at her house anyday...Punker Barbie and some olive oil sounds like a great meal

Sorry the thought of going to someone's house and thinking about if they used what I am about to eat as a sexual device is not appealing.

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:19 PM

I told a friend that used lube that mint flavored toothpaste made a great jerk off lube and he believed me. Man I got a laugh the next time I saw him.

**bangman** · 12-27-2004, 12:19 PM

what about mayo?

**pornguy** · 12-27-2004, 12:21 PM

that is something that I have never heard of. Elli have you ever used something like that with a dildo?

**Phoenix** · 12-27-2004, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by chase

does it degrade silicone or latex though, is the question...

that was my thought as well

I guess it is fine if you are with your partner, but i'd shy away from using Olive oil, it if it is just fun in the sack with someone you think is hot.

**neewwman** · 12-27-2004, 12:27 PM

Best lube of all time is Pjur Eros Woman.

I don't want my cock smelling like antipasto so I don't think I'll try the olive oil anytime soon.

**chase** · 12-27-2004, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by GatorB

Sorry the thought of going to someone's house and thinking about if they used what I am about to eat as a sexual device is not appealing.

Stay away from the whipped cream, too then. -grin-

**chase** · 12-27-2004, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by GatorB

I told a friend that used lube that mint flavored toothpaste made a great jerk off lube and he believed me. Man I got a laugh the next time I saw him.

LMAO now that's funny

**escorpio** · 12-27-2004, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

nothing can compare with Astroglide... trust me, i've tried everything from baby oil, crisco, even grape jelly...

like the bottle says...Astroglide - Second Only To Nature

**bizmak** · 12-27-2004, 12:32 PM

never heard of it

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by chase

LMAO now that's funny

Maybe someone here will try it and post the results.

**escorpio** · 12-27-2004, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by chase

does it degrade silicone or latex though, is the question...

Yes. Only water based lubricants should be used with latex.

**I Like Chocolate** · 12-27-2004, 12:38 PM

lets get some pics dammiit!

**chase** · 12-27-2004, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by escorpio

Yes. Only water based lubricants should be used with latex.

I'm allergic to latex anyway, lol.

**.:St Ides:.** · 12-27-2004, 12:42 PM

So Krosh uses olive oil nice to know

**tranza** · 12-27-2004, 12:44 PM

Why don't you try it yourself and post the results here???

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by tranza

Why don't you try it yourself and post the results here???

You talking to me? Hell no.

**punker barbie** · 12-27-2004, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by chase

I'd eat at her house anyday...Punker Barbie and some olive oil sounds like a great meal

hahaha good to know.... dinner and sleep over @ my house 8pm sharp :food-smil

**fris** · 12-27-2004, 12:57 PM

i dont masturbate

**WiredGuy** · 12-27-2004, 12:57 PM

I read the thread title then saw it was Punker Barbie who started it and I had such high hopes of lots of pics in this thread. Damn.

WG

**GatorB** · 12-27-2004, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by fris

i dont masturbate

LIAR LIAR

**foolio** · 12-27-2004, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie

EXACTLY he states is the perfect texture, smells and tastes GREAT!!!

Of all the times I have jerked off - I have NEVER tased anything to do with it, lol - wtf is your friend doing??

**Nasty D** · 12-27-2004, 02:17 PM

Sounds like its worth a shot.... or two!

**Illicit** · 12-27-2004, 02:19 PM

Why use lubricant, never really liked lotions myself.

**chase** · 12-27-2004, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie

hahaha good to know.... dinner and sleep over @ my house 8pm sharp :food-smil

I'll be there! ;)

**punker barbie** · 12-27-2004, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by foolio

Of all the times I have jerked off - I have NEVER tased anything to do with it, lol - wtf is your friend doing??

hahaha hes a funny bunny LOL

**Wolfy** · 12-27-2004, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

nothing can compare with Astroglide... trust me, i've tried everything from baby oil, crisco, even grape jelly...

grape jelly :P

warm or cold?

**FelixFlow** · 12-27-2004, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by fris

i dont masturbate

**FelixFlow** · 12-27-2004, 02:49 PM

**bobv50** · 12-27-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie

So last weekend i was chatting with a buddy of mine. He openly addmitted to using OLIVE OIL as a lubricant. He states that it's the best thing ever since sliced bread.

Has anyone heard of this before?

**UniversalPassLorence** · 12-27-2004, 03:29 PM

Ya, with a touch of vinigar

If you masterbate or use lubricant this thread is for you.

If you masterbate or use lubricant this thread is for you.

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