Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

I wish next they'd put a ban on fuckers who douse themselves in cologne or perfume thinking they smell pretty, meanwhile people like me who have no tolerance for that shit end up with eyes watering and nostrils burning and I have to hold my fucking breath for 20 minutes waiting for your fucking lingering stink to dissipate.

I'm gonna put my cigarette out on the next fucker I walk by that smells like a traveling perfume counter.