black dick or dick black?

yes, f*ck the republicans

A man wanted to do something special for his girlfriend, Wendy, so he got her name tatooed to his dick so she knew if he ever cheated on her the other woman would know his dick belonged to her as they would see her name on his erect cock.

One day on vacation in Jamaica he happened to be in a public restroom. He went to the urinal to do his business. Next to him he could see a man the letters "W" and "Y" on his limp dick. These exact letters he could see on his own limp penis when he wasn't hard.

The man said "Oh, is your girlfriend's name Wendy?"

"No," the man replied. "Her name is Charlene."

"Did you use to have a girlfirend named "Wendy?"

"No," the man said as he shook off.

"Then what do you have tatooed on your dick?"

"Welcome to Jamaica! Have a Nice Day!"