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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190
    #1

    Why do diamonds last forever, but the wives never do...

    I was looking at the divorce rates from 1950 till now. They have tripled.

    So why give a diamond that is going to last forever to a woman that will most likely share her life with someone else on your tab. Marriage makes no business sense to me whatsoever.

    Sorry, I guess you can tell I am 100% single.
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    • Illicit
      wtf ?
      • Dec 2003
      • 11895
      #2
      Im with you on that... divorce is way to commonplace today.
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        • Tala
          Fucked if I know
          • Dec 2002
          • 23368
          #3
          Hmmmm.....I don't have any diamonds whatsoever. I'm an emerald kinda girl. Garnets are fabulous as well, as is tourmaline and tourquoise.



          Fuck, I'm cheap.

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            • galleryseek
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              • Mar 2002
              • 8234
              #4
              it's all about finding a quality girl, and taking a chance.

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470
                  #5
                  why can't I find any cheap women..............................
                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                  Now read without the word dog.

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                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 11190
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Tala
                      Hmmmm.....I don't have any diamonds whatsoever. I'm an emerald kinda girl. Garnets are fabulous as well, as is tourmaline and tourquoise.



                      Fuck, I'm cheap.
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                        • WWC
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11577
                          #7
                          Cause a diamond doesnt get old ....but true love with a women keeps a relationship better than a diamond!
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                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 11190
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ajpiii
                              Im with you on that... divorce is way to commonplace today.
                              Thanks, I don't feel lonely on this one.
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                                • Illicit
                                  wtf ?
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11895
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by galleryseek
                                  it's all about finding a quality girl, and taking a chance.
                                  finding the quality girl is the hard part
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                                    • r3ap3r
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 3535
                                      #10
                                      Marriage is a very risky investment.
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                                        • Pornwolf
                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22712
                                          #11
                                          Chalk it up Dave, after the babes see the Lambroghini and the toys you can't trust em. Their whole outlook changes. Just buy a teen hooker from brazil for $50 a week. It's more cost effective in the long run and she will love you just as much as your average chick in LA.
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                                            • Illicit
                                              wtf ?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11895
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                              Chalk it up Dave, after the babes see the Lambroghini and the toys you can't trust em. Their whole outlook changes. Just buy a teen hooker from brazil for $50 a week. It's more cost effective in the long run and she will love you just as much as your average chick in LA.

                                              you know.. thats not a bad idea... I prefer the Filipinas myself...
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                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 11190
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                  Chalk it up Dave, after the babes see the Lambroghini and the toys you can't trust em. Their whole outlook changes. Just buy a teen hooker from brazil for $50 a week. It's more cost effective in the long run and she will love you just as much as your average chick in LA.
                                                  Can you send me a direct link to her. If there is a referral program. I want to make sure you get the credit for it.

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                                                    • Ludedude
                                                      Suck it!
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 4432
                                                      #14
                                                      No shit Dave. If I knew then what I know now...

                                                      I'm paying her more each month than my current mortgage

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                                                        • Pornwolf
                                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 22712
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                          Can you send me a direct link to her. If there is a referral program. I want to make sure you get the credit for it.

                                                          Dude, if there was a site that had $50 Brazillians on it I would not only be able to give you a refcode, I could direct you to my own personal Rabbit's Reviews style site for the girls' reviews!
                                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                          Webair, bitches.

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                                                            • fl_prn_str
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                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 5736
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                              why can't I find any cheap women..............................

                                                              See if you go to trailer parks and find you girl.......then a studio/efficiency apartment looks like a castle........ya see where im going with this one dont ya????


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                                                                • pxxx
                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 12114
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Talking about diamonds.

                                                                  My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!

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                                                                    • emthree
                                                                      Dialer Kingpin
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 10816
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
                                                                      just go find another bitch who will suck your dick

                                                                      Everything is a joke these days man. The queers would probably outlast most straight couples, if they were to get married. They actually are FIGHTING for it, where as reg females get it handed on a silver platter that's candy coated.

                                                                      Not everyone is like this, but that's why you have to look for the nice quiet nerdy chicks. They rox my sox.

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                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 11190
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by pxxx
                                                                          Talking about diamonds.

                                                                          My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!
                                                                          Tha'ts funny..."we have our first white dude in the family."
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                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 41470
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by pxxx
                                                                              Talking about diamonds.

                                                                              My cousin was proposed to today at my mother's house, where the whole family gathered for xmas. She happily said yes, and we have our first white dude in the family. ROCK ON!
                                                                              i didn't know you were green?
                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                • pxxx
                                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 12114
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                  Tha'ts funny..."we have our first white dude in the family."
                                                                                  LOL. I didn't want to seem racist. he is caucasian, and we are an African family, which makes him the first "caucasian guy" in the family.

                                                                                  Sounds better? It is getting late. My spelling is all screwed up, i hope i spelled caucasian right.hehe

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                                                                                    • pxxx
                                                                                      First African GFY Member
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 12114
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      For Sleazy, I am black. My homeland country's flag is green though.

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                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          To answer the question, it is because coal is kept under extreme pressure for millions of years to form a diamond, that is why it lasts forever.

                                                                                          If you did that to your wife, she would last longer too.

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                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by pxxx
                                                                                              LOL. I didn't want to seem racist. he is caucasian, and we are an African family, which makes him the first "caucasian guy" in the family.

                                                                                              Sounds better? It is getting late. My spelling is all screwed up, i hope i spelled caucasian right.hehe

                                                                                              just spell it c-r-a-c-k-e-r and we will know what you are trying to say

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                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 11941
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                          • 11190
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                          To answer the question, it is because coal is kept under extreme pressure for millions of years to form a diamond, that is why it lasts forever.

                                                                                                          If you did that to your wife, she would last longer too.
                                                                                                          Great answer...
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                                                                                                            • DavieVegas
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                                              • 6117
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              ummmmmm they get fat or selfish or both?
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                                                                                                                • Greg Jacobson
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                  • 812
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                  I was looking at the divorce rates from 1950 till now. They have tripled.

                                                                                                                  So why give a diamond that is going to last forever to a woman that will most likely share her life with someone else on your tab. Marriage makes no business sense to me whatsoever.

                                                                                                                  Sorry, I guess you can tell I am 100% single.
                                                                                                                  Don't get married until you are too old to take care of yourself. Even then you better sign a pre-nup.

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                                                                                                                    • myjah
                                                                                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 11482
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Wives last forever too...IF you give them enough diamonds
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                                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                          Great answer...

                                                                                                                          Married twice to figure it out, don't give me too much credit.

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                                                                                                                            • emthree
                                                                                                                              Dialer Kingpin
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                              • 10816
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                              Married twice to figure it out, don't give me too much credit.


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                                                                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 11190
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                  Married twice to figure it out, don't give me too much credit.
                                                                                                                                  Oh, sorry to hear that. Do you have a third one lined up yet or are you done?
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                                                                                                                                    • baddog
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                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                                                      Oh, sorry to hear that. Do you have a third one lined up yet or are you done?

                                                                                                                                      I am quite done, unless I find one that is really wealthy. I married for love before, next time (if there is one) will be for cash.

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                                                                                                                                        • Warden
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 2906
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Dave a wise uncle once told me....

                                                                                                                                          Jon, don't spend 3 months salary on a diamond ring because there isn't a diamond on earth big enough to fill the hole.


                                                                                                                                          For those who didn't get it, if your wife is going to cheat on you, she will and it won't matter how big the ring on her finger is when she does.
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