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if I handed you 50 000$ right now...

12-25-2004, 07:25 PM

how would you invest it?

and remember, you DO have something to lose, so don't tell me you'll put it on Black...

if you had 50 000$ and only 50 000$, how would you invest it personally?
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12-25-2004, 07:25 PM

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12-25-2004, 07:26 PM

Investment property
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12-25-2004, 07:26 PM

a house for me
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12-25-2004, 07:26 PM

what is timeframe?

if i had 6mo id throw it on SIRI at current price, as soon as stern goes live that stock will be $20+

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12-25-2004, 07:27 PM

Most likely Gold.

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12-25-2004, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by bdjuf

how would you invest it?

and remember, you DO have something to lose, so don't tell me you'll put it on Black...

if you had 50 000$ and only 50 000$, how would you invest it personally?

Stocks only.
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12-25-2004, 07:28 PM

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Most likely Gold.

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12-25-2004, 07:29 PM

I would buy a cool car.

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12-25-2004, 07:29 PM

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12-25-2004, 07:45 PM

he said invest not buy yourself a house or car did he not?

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12-25-2004, 07:45 PM

I'd open a beer and checking cashing store... probably wouldn't be enough though. Make it $100k... k? thx

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12-25-2004, 07:45 PM

I would hook up with some of the real ballers around these parts and invest in an adult venture of sorts

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12-25-2004, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by comeplay

he said invest not buy yourself a house or car did he not?

Buying a house is a good investment.
Car.. no.

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12-25-2004, 07:46 PM

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I would hook up with some of the real ballers around these parts and invest in an adult venture of sorts

We could always use extra cash
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12-25-2004, 07:47 PM

1. make my own POV site

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12-25-2004, 07:48 PM

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12-25-2004, 07:51 PM

open up a W.I.C. (women, infant, children) only store. they're federally funded and state operated, but the stores are privately owned. the premise is, you give food in exchange for checks issued by the government. i should know, i had several, but was stupid and sold them all for a huge profit. you can start one for about $25k each.

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12-25-2004, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by El Maestro

open up a W.I.C. (women, infant, children) only store. they're federally funded and state operated, but the stores are privately owned. the premise is, you give food in exchange for checks issued by the government. i should know, i had several, but was stupid and sold them all for a huge profit. you can start one for about $25k each.

Well, I'd grab you by the ankle, flip you upside down and shake you to see if anymore fell out! :D

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12-25-2004, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by El Maestro

open up a W.I.C. (women, infant, children) only store. they're federally funded and state operated, but the stores are privately owned. the premise is, you give food in exchange for checks issued by the government. i should know, i had several, but was stupid and sold them all for a huge profit. you can start one for about $25k each.

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12-25-2004, 07:54 PM

Fuck replied to the wrong post. Was playing with Bdjuf, don't even know you Maestro.

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12-25-2004, 07:54 PM

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12-25-2004, 07:55 PM

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12-25-2004, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by El Maestro

open up a W.I.C. (women, infant, children) only store. they're federally funded and state operated, but the stores are privately owned. the premise is, you give food in exchange for checks issued by the government. i should know, i had several, but was stupid and sold them all for a huge profit. you can start one for about $25k each.

doesnt sound like a bad idea
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12-25-2004, 07:57 PM

Hire a CFP - now you have $47K. Hard to find a CFP that work with those numbers. You didn't expect real quality advice here, did ya?

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12-25-2004, 07:59 PM

Put it all in MTSX
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12-25-2004, 08:00 PM

Actually, I guess I'd track down Thomas and invest in sea animals!

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12-25-2004, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by comeplay

he said invest not buy yourself a house or car did he not?

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12-25-2004, 08:06 PM

yeah im with the guy that wants to invest it in sea animals

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12-25-2004, 08:06 PM

believe me if you want, but there are several ways to make money from niche businesses and the government. mine was one example.

another example is, a friend of mine opened a psuedo-taxi service for disabled people. the county pays them big bucks to drive a fleet of old taxi's around and take disabled people to their appointments. the county did this because, it was too costly to modify their buses. so, my friend started a para-transit service. each time a disabled person gets a ride, he gets $5.00 plus a monthly guarantee for the overhead (i.e., rent, utilities, management, employees, insurance, etc.)

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12-25-2004, 08:08 PM

give it me in vegas so we can go buy 50 high class call girls LMAOLMAO.
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12-25-2004, 08:09 PM

First I'd shit.

Then I'd invest in some serious success. I have a couple of sites that could use a serious bump in traffic, and I'd be putting money toward that. I'd also put money toward better design.

Some of it would be put into a few mutual funds.

If there's any left, I'd hold on to it as an emergency fund. I hate being broke when Murphy brings his fucking law into my house.

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12-25-2004, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by El Maestro

believe me if you want, but there are several ways to make money from niche businesses and the government. mine was one example.

another example is, a friend of mine opened a psuedo-taxi service for disabled people. the county pays them big bucks to drive a fleet of old taxi's around and take disabled people to their appointments. the county did this because, it was too costly to modify their buses. so, my friend started a para-transit service. each time a disabled person gets a ride, he gets $5.00 plus a monthly guarantee for the overhead (i.e., rent, utilities, management, employees, insurance, etc.)

keep the ideas pumping ! its like playing slots, so far both of these ideas are in service where I live, maybe the next one you describe hasn't been done here.

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12-25-2004, 08:15 PM

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12-25-2004, 08:16 PM

Invest in porn and more porn.

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12-25-2004, 08:17 PM

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Priviate eye business

private investigation is quite a bit or work to even become certified to do that line of work, its alot like becoming an electrician theres a bunch of steps and certain hours working under a PI and then having to apply needing x amount of recommendations from police officers and stuff.

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12-25-2004, 08:25 PM

Stick to porn and it's related traffic generation businesses.

Domains is also a good idea as we have seen in the past couple of months. I dont see that game slowing anytime soon.

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12-25-2004, 08:34 PM

Probably buy some more rental properties

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12-25-2004, 08:35 PM

okay, "comeplay"...here's my last idea that has not been done - yet. i am going to start this, but i don't have a date yet. the reason is, i want to try something else before i go back to "brick n mortar" business. brick n mortar is difficult to start, but very profitable in the long run, especially when you sell them.

basically my last idea is to start a store that caters to food stamp receipients, kind of like my WIC-only stores, but this one accepts only food stamps. the premise is the same, but this is an untapped market. i know, i've researched it for a long time.

the only problem is, you need to more start-up capital - i figure about $200k to do it right.

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12-25-2004, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Probably buy some more rental properties

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With 50k?
note: I live in NY (50k cant even get you a bedroom)

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12-25-2004, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by El Maestro

okay, "comeplay"...here's my last idea that has not been done - yet. i am going to start this, but i don't have a date yet. the reason is, i want to try something else before i go back to "brick n mortar" business. brick n mortar is difficult to start, but very profitable in the long run, especially when you sell them.

basically my last idea is to start a store that caters to food stamp receipients, kind of like my WIC-only stores, but this one accepts only food stamps. the premise is the same, but this is an untapped market. i know, i've researched it for a long time.

the only problem is, you need to more start-up capital - i figure about $200k to do it right.

Dont think im against your idea but im just wondering what the benefit of having a foodstamp only store would be? maybe its different in other states but in maine they are given a foodstamp charge card which is refilled monthly then you use it in most any store unless they specificly stated on their door they dont accept it. And its for food items only non-candy alcohol and maybe even soda. So are you thinking of just putting every item that falls into the acceptable items list in this store so they just come once a month and buy everything and they know anything they pick up is covered or are you playing that maybe people dont want to be seen using them in regular grocery stores? if you want to discuss this in a non-forum setting hit me up on msn [email protected] or email [email protected]

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12-25-2004, 08:45 PM

In Canada $50k will buy an entire block. I believe Drinkinghard already owns several acres of rental apartments.

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12-25-2004, 08:46 PM

rental properties... people always need a place to live right

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12-25-2004, 08:48 PM

Seriously - invest in a poker / blackjack team

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12-25-2004, 08:51 PM

a few guitars. with the rest i would buy everyone's sig and have them say bdjuf ownz me.. just to say thank you.

do i get the 50k?
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12-25-2004, 08:52 PM

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12-25-2004, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Pornwolf

In Canada $50k will buy an entire block. I believe Drinkinghard already owns several acres of rental apartments.

Not in this part of Canada...maybe up north where the polar bears and walrus are your closest neighbours

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12-25-2004, 09:01 PM

i'd put it into my biz for some new equipment

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12-25-2004, 09:11 PM

id put like 10k in the bank, 5 k in the stock market(maybe) and the rest would go to one of my crazy ideas for making more money.

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12-25-2004, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

what is timeframe?

if i had 6mo id throw it on SIRI at current price, as soon as stern goes live that stock will be $20+

I doubt 20+ within 6mos, but it would make a nice jump.
Did you do your research on this? Would now be a good time to buy in, while riding this current spike? I might buy some on monday, need to do some quick research first though.

further info would be appriciated.

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