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  • MikeHawk
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    • Jan 2004
    • 6683
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    What girl In Your Life Has Had the Smelliest Pussy? Name?

    Ok, going over the years back having and enjoying one of the world's best pussys I have had in years, made me think of the very worst....her name was Samantha, and I tried everything, put her in the Jacuzzi for an hour in 100 degree heat etc, she was so beautiful and it was such a shame, doggie style had to plug my nose, it was like a pig shit/throw up odor, smell was so fucking bad.....finger scrubbing bad

    name:
    smell:
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    • fris
      I have to go potty
      • Aug 2002
      • 55804
      #2
      once this girl had like 3 dogs, and 6 cats they pissed all over her appt. never cleaned them up she let her dogs and cats eat her pussy.

      gross.
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        • buddyjuf
          #3
          Originally posted by fris
          once this girl had like 3 dogs, and 6 cats they pissed all over her appt. never cleaned them up she let her dogs and cats eat her pussy.

          gross.



          whatever floats her boat!

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            • Pipecrew
              Master of Gfy.com
              • Feb 2002
              • 14888
              #4
              I feel for ya, although doggy style you are getting a mixture of smelly pussy and smelly ass..

              I had a girl that after i fingered her, i could smell it and just dropped her off.. I immediately drove as fast as I could to find a sink but everything was closed (2am), so I pulled over on the side of the rode and stuck my hand in a ditch (which i later found out has lots of alligators in it)

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                • juicylinks
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  Jessica
                  Smealt like a cross between sweat and alaskan sea bass

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                    • AaronM
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                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917
                      #6
                      Mom.

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                        • MikeHawk
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6683
                          #7
                          Originally posted by fris
                          once this girl had like 3 dogs, and 6 cats they pissed all over her appt. never cleaned them up she let her dogs and cats eat her pussy.

                          gross.
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                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Pipecrew
                              I feel for ya, although doggy style you are getting a mixture of smelly pussy and smelly ass..

                              I had a girl that after i fingered her, i could smell it and just dropped her off.. I immediately drove as fast as I could to find a sink but everything was closed (2am), so I pulled over on the side of the rode and stuck my hand in a ditch (which i later found out has lots of alligators in it)
                              dude i almost spilled my water again lollll

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                                • juicylinks
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                  Jessica
                                  Smealt like a cross between sweat and alaskan sea bass


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                                    • Manowar
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                                      • Dec 2003
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                                      #10
                                      Frank

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                                        • MikeHawk
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 6683
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks

                                          Exactly!
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                                            • robfantasy
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 6445
                                              #12
                                              this thread is making me throw up my thanksgiving dinner


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                                                • escorpio
                                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 23486
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MikeHawk
                                                  Ok, going over the years back having and enjoying one of the world's best pussys I have had in years, made me think of the very worst....her name was Samantha, and I tried everything, put her in the Jacuzzi for an hour in 100 degree heat etc, she was so beautiful and it was such a shame, doggie style had to plug my nose, it was like a pig shit/throw up odor, smell was so fucking bad.....finger scrubbing bad

                                                  name:
                                                  smell:
                                                  ?
                                                  That's not normal. She probably had gardenella. It's a bacterial infection. My ex-wife got it and OMFG! that shit STUNK!
                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                    • juicylinks
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by escorpio
                                                      That's not normal. She probably had gardenella. It's a bacterial infection. My ex-wife got it and OMFG! that shit STUNK!
                                                      cant they scrub there pussies in the shower evryday and shit? I mean the inside's?

                                                      I scrub my balls and glans daily to make sure there is no smell.

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                                                        • juicylinks
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992
                                                          #15
                                                          This reminds me of the "2 finger" test.

                                                          Where you dip 2 fingers down there and take a sniff without her seeing to see if its safe to go downtown :food-smil :food-smil :food-smil :food-smil

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                                                            • xNetworx
                                                              So Fucking What
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 14445
                                                              #16
                                                              I bookmarked this thread for times I feel hungry and don't want to stop working. The worst ever for me was a skank, don't remember her name but she smelled like canned pineapples... smelled that for two days

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                                                                • juicylinks
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                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                  I bookmarked this thread for times I feel hungry and don't want to stop working. The worst ever for me was a skank, don't remember her name but she smelled like canned pineapples... smelled that for two days



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                                                                    • escorpio
                                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 23486
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                      cant they scrub there pussies in the shower evryday and shit? I mean the inside's?

                                                                      I scrub my balls and glans daily to make sure there is no smell.
                                                                      Not if it's an infection. They have to go to the doctor and get anti-biotics or it will never go away.
                                                                      Sure they can scrub the insides. It's called a douche. I like strawberry.
                                                                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                        • MBS Auto
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                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 1725
                                                                          #19
                                                                          damn chicks..... just clean it up
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                                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 22712
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Kara. She was absofuckinglutely beautiful. Fresh, 18 and sweet. But, her pussy stank up to high heaven. I fucked her a few times and each time the smell stayed with me after a shower and into the next day. A day and a half later someone could smell my finger and know I had some stank pussy recently.

                                                                              I hope she got that problem fixed.
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                                                                                • MikeHawk
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                  That's not normal. She probably had gardenella. It's a bacterial infection. My ex-wife got it and OMFG! that shit STUNK!
                                                                                  What ever it was it was so terriable, I felt so bad, she was so nice and so beautiful, I thought it might have been her shower, or diet or something..hope she fixed it what ever it was?
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                                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 41917
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      LMAO
                                                                                      i laughed so hard when i read this.

                                                                                      should we really dime out these poor girls? LOL.

                                                                                      even though it wasnt a pleasant ride, should we really beat the cabby once we get to the final destination?

                                                                                      hahahahahah.

                                                                                      tell ya in person.
                                                                                      lol.

                                                                                      happy holidays mikey hawk!

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                                                                                        • NaughtyRob
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          If any girls are reading this....

                                                                                          Take baths and finger your pussies with soap to clean that shit out...

                                                                                          And dont let your men cum inside you. I am thinking it just stays in there and makes your pussy reak.
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                                                                                            • Yngwie
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                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 11118
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Name was Darlene and she smelled like a raw sewage dump.. I'm not exagerating either.. It was the most horrible fucking thing I've ever smelled in my life.
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                                                                                                • Clicky_Bucks
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 746
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I remember one broad I banged that I met at a Club. It's a well known fact that all girls pussies will stink after dancing all night at a club.

                                                                                                  Well, this girl's pussy smelled like warm garbage. Jesus, it was horrible. But I digress.......I banged this girl and she left a glazed donut around my cock since, of course, I gave her the best one night stand sex of her life.

                                                                                                  Anyway, I got home and took a shower. The hot water hit the glazed donut around my cock and the stink was 10x worse! The hot water and steam intensified it for a few moments until it was completely washed off.

                                                                                                  It was so bad I was seriously running into my shower wall trying to run away from it, to no avail.

                                                                                                  Warm garbage.
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                                                                                                    • QualityMpegs
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 3521
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Warm garbage? Where are you guys finding these rank ass sluts? I have luckily never run across a girl with a stinky pussy.

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                                                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • Screaming
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                              • 18972
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              damn guys kinda sounds like some bad nights here, i dont know what i would do if a guy smelled that bad

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                                                                                                                • webgurl
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                  • 7954
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  this thread rocks OMG makes my holiday all so much happier
                                                                                                                  mike thanks u know i am having some downtime and Shit this is so fucken hillarious . LOL thanks for the good stories guys keep it coming .....


                                                                                                                  P.S i smell like flowers

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                                                                                                                    • escorpio
                                                                                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 23486
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by QualityMpegs
                                                                                                                      Warm garbage? Where are you guys finding these rank ass sluts? I have luckily never run across a girl with a stinky pussy.
                                                                                                                      I never have either, lots of sweet pussy. But I'll never forget that gardenella. My ex had a sweet one and god damn that infection was like a restaurant dumpster full of rotting garbage on a hot day in August. I almost puke just remembering.
                                                                                                                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                                                                        • Illicit
                                                                                                                          wtf ?
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                          • 11895
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Rose... and let me tell you, she didnt smell like roses...

                                                                                                                          more like salty fish
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                                                                                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                              #32

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                                                                                                                                • Illicit
                                                                                                                                  wtf ?
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 11895
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SomeCreep

                                                                                                                                  Unfortunately looks like he found out the hard way... always to the finger test
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                                                                                                                                    • eGawd
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 567
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Girl: Becky
                                                                                                                                      Event: Last year when GFY celebrated Blowjob and Steak day I called this rando girl that I had number of but never really spoke with. I jokingly asked her if she was going to treat me and she said she was down. Next day I picked her up and I asked her what was first and she said my decision so I took her by my place and got my pipe polished from her and when I pulled the reach around on her it smelt like someone put crabmeat in their shoe and walked around in the heat for a day then put my fingers in it. I got disgusted and afterwards we were heading to Harvey's the steak place and I told her Wendies would do fine and brought her home.

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                                                                                                                                        • pxxx
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 12114
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by fris
                                                                                                                                          once this girl had like 3 dogs, and 6 cats they pissed all over her appt. never cleaned them up she let her dogs and cats eat her pussy.

                                                                                                                                          gross.
                                                                                                                                          If true, this is just gross.

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                                                                                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 41470
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              her name was Mira, she was an east indian girl.

                                                                                                                                              she had a killer body - law student in my residence.

                                                                                                                                              it didn't really smell bad but it was the WORSE tasting pussy I've ever eaten. Sucked cause she was SMOKING hot, I couldn't eat her out it tasted sooo bad. I think it may have had something to do with all the curry she ate - she loved curry. She was a good fuck though.

                                                                                                                                              I even made $20 that night - as no one thought I'd be able to fuck her - did it on a bet. Idiots slipped the money under the door while we were doing it though.
                                                                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

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                                                                                                                                                • Dirty F
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                                                                  I feel for ya, although doggy style you are getting a mixture of smelly pussy and smelly ass..

                                                                                                                                                  I had a girl that after i fingered her, i could smell it and just dropped her off.. I immediately drove as fast as I could to find a sink but everything was closed (2am), so I pulled over on the side of the rode and stuck my hand in a ditch (which i later found out has lots of alligators in it)
                                                                                                                                                  Ahahaha!!

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                                                                                                                                                    • r3ap3r
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 3535
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      This is the funniest thread ever. Pussy is pussy. If a washroom is available just ask her to wash her pussy quickly before you slide up in it.
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                                                                                                                                                        • LeWeekend
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Fuck, I was diving down on a pussy that had her period. UGHHHHH, the worst pussie experience so far. She was a small, cute blond girl othervise.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Rice_Master
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2001
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                                                                                                                                                              do these girls realize how bad their pussy smells?
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                                                                                                                                                                • eGawd
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 567
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I was told once before:

                                                                                                                                                                  Tell that girl 'bitch, you left some stank on my hanglow'

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Rice_Master
                                                                                                                                                                      do these girls realize how bad their pussy smells?
                                                                                                                                                                      Skunks can't smell their own scent

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                                                                                                                                                                        • monaro
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 968
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Hmmm, does one wash fish after they cook it? It?s supposed to smell like pussy.

                                                                                                                                                                          I just say, dear your vagina?s angry tonight and I get on with it.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Spartans
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Wow thathahaha8217;s messed up MikeHawk because the worst smelly pussy I've ever smelled was by a girl named Samantha... Was fuckin sick and the 2nd time I was at her house she had like 4 pairs of underwear on the ground that had shit stains in them... Was fuckin sick, this was in high school by the way. But it defiantly made for a good story... Fuck I can still remember the look on my face

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Corleone
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  no clue what her name was... I'm happy I don't remember the name. she smelled like fish

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • eiht_98
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 6103
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      no bad smellin' pussies in my diary

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • MikeHawk
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6683
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Spartans
                                                                                                                                                                                          Wow thathahaha8217;s messed up MikeHawk because the worst smelly pussy I've ever smelled was by a girl named Samantha... Was fuckin sick and the 2nd time I was at her house she had like 4 pairs of underwear on the ground that had shit stains in them... Was fuckin sick, this was in high school by the way. But it defiantly made for a good story... Fuck I can still remember the look on my face
                                                                                                                                                                                          Spartans............how strange would that be if it was the very same girl? Yikes...
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Dirty D
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 4044
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                                                                                                                                                                                              The worst for me...

                                                                                                                                                                                              A swinger party... Woman gave me a blowjob then laid back for some recip...

                                                                                                                                                                                              The fumes coming off her pussy made my eyebrows melt before my face could get anywhere near it.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I acted like I had to go to the bathroom first, went in and scrubbed up for half an hour.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Came out of the bathroom and (someone in this industry) was eating her out like he just got out of the concentration camp.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Grosses me out to think about it, even to this day.

                                                                                                                                                                                              PS: My eyebrows eventually grew back

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • MikeHawk
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                                                                  her name was Mira, she was an east indian girl.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  she had a killer body - law student in my residence.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  it didn't really smell bad but it was the WORSE tasting pussy I've ever eaten. Sucked cause she was SMOKING hot, I couldn't eat her out it tasted sooo bad. I think it may have had something to do with all the curry she ate - she loved curry. She was a good fuck though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I even made $20 that night - as no one thought I'd be able to fuck her - did it on a bet. Idiots slipped the money under the door while we were doing it though.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  "curry pussy" OMG........
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • sean416
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      name: Amy
                                                                                                                                                                                                      smell: When we were in grade 8, my buddy fingered her, then came over to play video games with us... and im telling you, he said he scrubbed his hands and it was still so rank that we had to send him back home. I feel sorry for that girl, because by the next day everyone knew...

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