Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

1. I once killed a man just for snoring.

2. I am currently in the FBI's witness relocation program for testifying against spacedog in the infamous "I'm a sexy girl" escort ICQ sting.

3. I have more fake nicks than Juicy and Boneprone combined

4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.

5. I am really black