5 things you didn't know about me.

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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    5 things you didn't know about me.

    1. I once killed a man just for snoring.

    2. I am currently in the FBI's witness relocation program for testifying against spacedog in the infamous "I'm a sexy girl" escort ICQ sting.

    3. I have more fake nicks than Juicy and Boneprone combined

    4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.

    5. I am really black
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  • 3M TA3
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 2972

    #2
    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
    4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.

    I want a refund!

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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      5. I am really black

      isn't everyone?

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      • xclusive
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Apr 2004
        • 35218

        #4
        Originally posted by eroswebmaster

        4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.
        I believe all of them except for #4 we will need pics for that one

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        • eroswebmaster
          March 1st, 2003
          • Jul 2001
          • 20295

          #5
          Originally posted by xclusive
          I believe all of them except for #4 we will need pics for that one
          You do realise what will now happen in this thread don't you?

          We will now get people posting pics of big hairy assholes. I can't ever revisit this thread from here on out...LOL>
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          • u-Bob
            there's no $$$ in porn
            • Jul 2005
            • 33063

            #6
            ok, good to know....

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            • DamageX
              Marketing & Strategy
              • Jun 2001
              • 14293

              #7
              At least this one's a lot less subtle than you finding God and leaving the business. Should keep your ICQ safe.
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              • eroswebmaster
                March 1st, 2003
                • Jul 2001
                • 20295

                #8
                Originally posted by DamageX
                At least this one's a lot less subtle than you finding God and leaving the business. Should keep your ICQ safe.
                People want pics of my asshole. I think I'd rather them think I left the biz for religion...LOL
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                • FredIsMe
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 2406

                  #9
                  ummmmm k

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                  • Nismo
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 4977

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DamageX
                    At least this one's a lot less subtle than you finding God and leaving the business. Should keep your ICQ safe.
                    That was such a great thread.
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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                      4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.
                      How often do you change your gel insert?
                      .

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                      • mardigras
                        Bon temps!
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 14194

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xclusive
                        I believe all of them except for #4 we will need pics for that one
                        Pics are too easy to manipulate. Gotta get a fleshlight user into the "original" to prove this one
                        .

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                        • AdultInsider Cloner
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 1472

                          #13
                          *the more you know*
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                          • RayBonga
                            too cool for highschool
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 12164

                            #14
                            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                            You do realise what will now happen in this thread don't you?

                            We will now get people posting pics of big hairy assholes. I can't ever revisit this thread from here on out...LOL>
                            Great! I'll be posting goatse in a second

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                            • tristan_D
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 7865

                              #15
                              interesting...............but pointless
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                              • eroswebmaster
                                March 1st, 2003
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 20295

                                #16
                                Originally posted by tristan_D
                                interesting...............but pointless
                                as is your existence on this board.
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                                • je_rome
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 6846

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                  as is your existence on this board.
                                  aaaaaaaawwww... that was very heart-rending
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                                  • chadglni
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 6924

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by je_rome
                                    aaaaaaaawwww... that was very heart-rending
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                                    • blazi
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 4321

                                      #19
                                      lol, just how many fake nicks u have?

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                                      • Spider Ninja
                                        Registered User
                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 2051

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                        1. I once killed a man just for snoring.

                                        2. I am currently in the FBI's witness relocation program for testifying against spacedog in the infamous "I'm a sexy girl" escort ICQ sting.

                                        3. I have more fake nicks than Juicy and Boneprone combined

                                        4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.

                                        5. I am really black
                                        slap down

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                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                          I guarantee it
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 18314

                                          #21
                                          Stupid thread, but i find myself posting and laughing.

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