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5 things you didn't know about me.
1. I once killed a man just for snoring.
2. I am currently in the FBI's witness relocation program for testifying against spacedog in the infamous "I'm a sexy girl" escort ICQ sting.
3. I have more fake nicks than Juicy and Boneprone combined
4. The fleshlights you all currently enjoy were modeled after my asshole.
5. I am really black
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